My mom is so dumb. She promises me every Christmas that she's going to buy me a new PC and I warned her that modern gaming PCs costs around 3,000 but she said it doesn't matter since I love computers so much or whatever.

So I spend all this time searching for the perfect PC at around 3k and when I finally find one she goes "oh no that's way too much money! I saw gaming laptops at walmart for 800$ you should get one instead!" Even though I already explained to her many times that those are scams for the technologically naive boomers.

I finally get through to her and she tells me she'll buy me a 2k PC if I pay half and when I finally got the money for it she suddenly changes her mind again saying 2k is too much even though she'd only be spending 1k.

Just admit you don't want to buy it instead of stringing me along you stupid idiot.