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Why I hate English tourists - From an American
>Be me
>Few weeks ago
>Am working at grocery store
>Get assigned as cashier
>Slow day and my legs hurt
>Just finish up with a customer
>This family of 5 walks in
>They're English
>familyfromhell.png
>Go around the store, harrasing my friends (coworkers) and saying stuff like "Wait in America there are sections dedicated to Baked Goods?"
>Then after harassing my coworkers always laughing obnoxiously like they just saw the funniest shit ever
>They finish up shopping
>They come over to my register
>ohno
>I make the usual conversation so I don't get fired
>"Hi, find everything alright?"
>"Pardon? Why would we be at a Cashier if we didn't find our stuff?"
>insertawkwardlaughter
>They just look at my like i'm a crackhead at the local 7/11
>They just keep going on about "In OUR country we"
> I want to kill myself by the time I finish
>On their way out one of them trips, and I SHIT YOU NOT, THEY SAY "Oh great heavens!" as and once they fall
>Holding in my laugh was one of the hardest things I've ever done
>Me and a few coworkers talk with a stupid British accent the rest of the day (was pretty late so not many customers)
>insert many "chewsday innit"s
I fucking hate English tourists, they talked to me so condescendingly.
Are all English tourist like this have I just had bad luck?
>Be me
>Few weeks ago
>Am working at grocery store
>Get assigned as cashier
>Slow day and my legs hurt
>Just finish up with a customer
>This family of 5 walks in
>They're English
>familyfromhell.png
>Go around the store, harrasing my friends (coworkers) and saying stuff like "Wait in America there are sections dedicated to Baked Goods?"
>Then after harassing my coworkers always laughing obnoxiously like they just saw the funniest shit ever
>They finish up shopping
>They come over to my register
>ohno
>I make the usual conversation so I don't get fired
>"Hi, find everything alright?"
>"Pardon? Why would we be at a Cashier if we didn't find our stuff?"
>insertawkwardlaughter
>They just look at my like i'm a crackhead at the local 7/11
>They just keep going on about "In OUR country we"
> I want to kill myself by the time I finish
>On their way out one of them trips, and I SHIT YOU NOT, THEY SAY "Oh great heavens!" as and once they fall
>Holding in my laugh was one of the hardest things I've ever done
>Me and a few coworkers talk with a stupid British accent the rest of the day (was pretty late so not many customers)
>insert many "chewsday innit"s
I fucking hate English tourists, they talked to me so condescendingly.
Are all English tourist like this have I just had bad luck?
