>>16224668that's good, but not enough. you also have to claim that the parts of the Bible that are clearly stupid, insane, or negate other parts of the Bible, are "allegories".
Example: Adam and Eve are the only two people in Eden. God is walking through Eden one day and calls out to Adam, who he cannot find. Adam is hiding behind a rock. Hiding from God.
See, that's an allegory. But the other stuff really happened, pinky swear.
