Im Candlejack, okay? I WROTE THE FILMS. I WROTE THE SHOW. I WROTE SO MUCH FUCKING MUSIC. IN FULL.

Yesterday I had my disability cheque stopped from my account, & my prepaid phone was removed of service a month in advance. Plus I get raped by my adoptive mother. She's been doing it since I left the Spencer home for better pastures, as Diana didn't have anything left until I started writing her speeches & sending her tiaras that weren't plastic "made in China."

I hate your society, you fucking pedophiles. Fuck you Susan Hompoth. Fuck you. You were a Rothschild adopted by the Rockefellers. You had over 50 billion dollars of 54 billion circulated USD, while I had over nonillion. Then I found out that, as the only decorated US army vet in the family, I WAS BEING MOLESTED.

SO I QUIT MY JOB AS THE PRO BONO FAO SCHWARTZ TREE. AND I USED ELECTROMAGNETIC SHOCK THERAPY TO ERASE MY MIND. AND I LOST EVERY LANGUAGE ON EARTH BUT ENGLISH.

SO FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING PEDOPHILES. IM ALEXANDER ALEXANDER ALEXANDER, AKA XANDER XAN. I JUST WANTED YOU TO CALL ME "ALEX."

I DESIGNED THE MILITARY AWARDS. THEY WERE EXCEPTIONAL.

FUCK YOU TOO, CHRIS DAUGHERTY. YOU COST ME EVERYTHING. YOU ACCEPTED BRIBES ON THE SUPREME COURT. YOU HAD A FUCKING ORGY WITH THE SUPREME COURT, & SENTENCED ME TO DEATH ROW. I SURVIVED THE FUCKING ELECTRIC CHAIR, & HAD TO KILL MY WARDEN FOR TREASON, BECAUSE I PULLED RANK, AND DEMANDED A LAST MEAL.

ANYWAY
THIS PLANET
IS FULL OF TOOLS
& I AM NOT A FAGGOT
& I HAVE NEVER MOLESTED ANYONE

BUT YOU USED TO CALL ME KRUEGER