>>16229814Well you came in stating you let men sit on your face with no provocation to disclose that information and then proclaimed your current attire is part of your gay culture.
Of course I have no issues with gays working here but I currently feel as though even without the pink eye and chappy lips you still wouldn’t be a very good fit here.
You see we maintain a professional yet casual office much like Zappos. We have lots of fun and we do a lot of work. I’m just not picturing myself sitting down with you and having a beer which is a big red flag that you might not fit in with our culture. Keep in mind the final decision isn’t up to me. This is just a meet and greet to see who I’ll be potentially working with.
I wish you the best of luck in your interview which we’ll have to get you scheduled for next week to give you time to get that pink eye looked at.
