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Quoted By: >>16234002
>be me
>go on date
>she's got absolutely massive tits and a juicy ass
>I think it's going good
>20 minutes in she stops and says "You aren't human"
>I say "ok"
>sad
>I call over the waiter
>I try to make smalltalk with him about palpebral fissures and nato expansion since 2004
>he just acts weirded out
>I pay for both of us
>leave
>I get wasted behind a church
>pass out
>wake up at 3am and walk back home
>She blocked me
It's all so tiresome
>go on date
>she's got absolutely massive tits and a juicy ass
>I think it's going good
>20 minutes in she stops and says "You aren't human"
>I say "ok"
>sad
>I call over the waiter
>I try to make smalltalk with him about palpebral fissures and nato expansion since 2004
>he just acts weirded out
>I pay for both of us
>leave
>I get wasted behind a church
>pass out
>wake up at 3am and walk back home
>She blocked me
It's all so tiresome
