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>colbert walks out onto the stage, greeted by the warm stagelights of the studio and uproarious applause of the audience
>the studio quiets down
>its so quiet you could hear a pin drop from across the room and somebody brapping in their seat
>colbert stretches his mouth into a smug grin
>"So"
>*raises eyebrow*
>"Trump"
>*audience begins to murmur among themselves*
>"Last week he did this thing"
>*audience slowly transitions into giggling*
>"This TERRIBLE, AWFUL thing!" colbert shouts
>*the audience is now in a outright laughter*
>"Drumpf made it so that the transgenders can't serve in the military :(("
>*the audience gasps in mixed shock*
>"And even worse he's deporting our undocumented americans out of the country!"
>*the audience gasps in collective shock, with some putting their hands on their faces and others pulling at their hair*
>"But if there is one thing good about this, its that those brave men and women won't have an egocentrist in chief"
>*the audience comes out of their mourning and lamenting and burst out laughing*
>cobert glances at his watch
>the time has come
