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Anonymous ID:LPJqAPC3 Mon 31 Jul 2017 03:30:19 No.1624211 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1624217 >>1624219 >>1625491 >>1625941 >>1626009

>be me
>5/10 beta
>think that i can get a grill
>see 9/10 qt3.14 at school
>disgonbegood.jpg
>walk over to grill
>trip on laces
>everyone turns to see
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bbSWykt9 Mon 31 Jul 2017 03:31:40 No.1624217 Report

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>>1624211
Just wear the velcros. That way you don't even need to trip over your laces to ruin your shot at getting laid.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mi7ID/3z Mon 31 Jul 2017 03:31:48 No.1624219 Report

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>>1624211
>>>/r9k/

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Yo3gFf5p Mon 31 Jul 2017 03:37:30 No.1624254 Report

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>be me
>10/10 alpha
>know that i can get a grill
>see 9/10 qt3.14 at school
>disgonbeeasy.jpg
>walk over to grill
>don't trip on laces due to my dope fluorescent velcro Nikes
>everyone turns to see
>girls sploosh themselves immeadiately and get on their knees
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+T34ieIX Mon 31 Jul 2017 06:55:21 No.1625491 Report

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>>1624211
Fühlt schlecht mann ;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5lc0eLCq Mon 31 Jul 2017 08:29:27 No.1625941 Report

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>>1624211
Neck yourself faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KlaLE54+ Mon 31 Jul 2017 08:41:39 No.1626009 Report

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>>1624211
> be me
> high school
> chatting with qt3.14 during lunch
> a bit nervous
> says she has to get a book from locker
> " hey, anon, can you microwave my hot pocket? "
> see chance and say yes
> she goes
> set microwave to 2 minutes
> she comes back
> I tell her it's almost ready
> she takes it out and becomes confused
> " oh... anon. You're supposed to remove the plastic"
> "have you never microwaved one?"
> moms spaghetti
> "yeah, but I prefer mine with the plastic"
> she looks with confusion
> spend lunch in awkwardness
> never spoke to her again

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