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>be me, random nobody on facebook
>start this rumor about litterboxes in schools
>make up some bullshit about how there are kids who identify as animals and shit in the litterboxes or something
>suddenly starts spreading on facebook because dumbass boomers don’t think about anything for more than 2 seconds
>becomes a big “issue”
>MSM reporting about it for ez clicks
>actual congressional candidates spouting my baseless lie because they don’t vet anything apparently
>multiple state departments of education have to come out and say “no, we don’t have litterboxes for furries”
>still many people in this world that actually believe that furries have infiltrated public schools
Boomer conservative beliefs are beyond parody at this point. This shit would get rejected from The Onion for being too outlandish.
>start this rumor about litterboxes in schools
>make up some bullshit about how there are kids who identify as animals and shit in the litterboxes or something
>suddenly starts spreading on facebook because dumbass boomers don’t think about anything for more than 2 seconds
>becomes a big “issue”
>MSM reporting about it for ez clicks
>actual congressional candidates spouting my baseless lie because they don’t vet anything apparently
>multiple state departments of education have to come out and say “no, we don’t have litterboxes for furries”
>still many people in this world that actually believe that furries have infiltrated public schools
Boomer conservative beliefs are beyond parody at this point. This shit would get rejected from The Onion for being too outlandish.