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Anonymous ID:tFhBDKM6 Tue 04 Oct 2022 21:44:09 No.16249466 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>16249497 >>16249502 >>16249900 >>16250356 >>16251410

How do I motivate myself to mastrubate? I have been postponing it for 5 hours now because i'm lazy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JnP8UX75 Tue 04 Oct 2022 21:44:40 No.16249470 Report

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don't do it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GJOs1wDr Tue 04 Oct 2022 21:47:22 No.16249495 Report

Quoted By: >>16249519

are you overweight?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:THbTqwD7 Tue 04 Oct 2022 21:48:11 No.16249497 Report

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>>16249466
lol i do that too

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TnMeRY/S Tue 04 Oct 2022 21:48:45 No.16249502 Report

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>>16249466
i think you have reached peak lazyness. Congratulations

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7xCD3Cfp Tue 04 Oct 2022 21:50:46 No.16249516 Report

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light candle, breathe deeply, then sniff petrol from a can until you enter the dreamtime
you will wake up an undefined amount of time later and maybe your dick is big, maybe it is small
you will then walk outside and greet the first magpie you see with a salute and wash your hands on the nearest patch of grass that looks appropriate
continue walking in the direction of the sun until you find a suitable rock for sitting
only now will you entertain the possibility of masturbating, and you fucken won't do it because you're a good boy

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Anonymous ID:tFhBDKM6 Tue 04 Oct 2022 21:51:08 No.16249519 Report

Quoted By: >>16249629 >>16249643 >>16251050

>>16249495
yes im 85 kilo 190cm

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7xCD3Cfp Tue 04 Oct 2022 22:09:15 No.16249629 Report

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>>16249519
fugg, if you're overweight and that tall you must have zero mooscles
i'm 175ish cm and 82 kilos at healthy good weight - currently 90 kilos cos terrible leg injury and big depress

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GJOs1wDr Tue 04 Oct 2022 22:12:32 No.16249643 Report

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>>16249519
that's normal wight however
I'm 180 cm and 108 kg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7xCD3Cfp Tue 04 Oct 2022 22:14:11 No.16249650 Report

Quoted By: >>16249670

>>16249643
biiig boye

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GJOs1wDr Tue 04 Oct 2022 22:17:29 No.16249670 Report

Quoted By: >>16249831

>>16249650
road to 80 kg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7xCD3Cfp Tue 04 Oct 2022 22:50:36 No.16249831 Report

Quoted By: >>16249875

>>16249670
stopped eating so bad and began cutting calories and carbs big time a few days ago and already feeling a lil less soft. real hard to maintain healthy weight when used to being out doing physical work 6 days a week.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GJOs1wDr Tue 04 Oct 2022 23:04:15 No.16249875 Report

Quoted By: >>16250288

>>16249831
I unironically started keto diet
Last time I tried it I felt really good
But then I went back to drinking beer and eating pizza bc it was summer
but no more excuses now

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Anonymous ID:uFTvnTMV Tue 04 Oct 2022 23:10:55 No.16249900 Report

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>>16249466
here's how it works for anything
>oh i've been postponing doing x
ok why dont you do it now
>

ALTERNATIVE:
>oh i've been postponing doing x
ok what did you do instead
>well i did y and z
ok do you want to do x more than y and z
BRANCH 1A:
>yes
ok why dont you do it now
BRANCH 2:
>no
ok then no problem
BRANCH 1B:
>yes
ok why did you do y and z instead of x
>TOO MANY FURTHER BRANCHES
>HOWEVER ANSWERS SHOULD BE CLEARER

branch 2x:
>no but i need to do x
REFER TO BRANCH 1

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7xCD3Cfp Tue 04 Oct 2022 23:52:17 No.16250288 Report

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>>16249875
I did it for over a year, but was still eating too much. Felt better but was still soft.
Moved far away from home, got 2 physically demanding jobs and started sniffing speed for the craic and to keep me awake for long long days, and I ended up in the best shape of my life!
Fat-based diet but not keto as I was drinking lots of beer. Can;t wait to heal up and go back to work again. Less speed this time though.

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BUFF CITY WOW WOW ID:ZaQlkmy+ Wed 05 Oct 2022 00:10:55 No.16250356 Report

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>>16249466
Peek in on your mom bathing

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Anonymous ID:aHbuj39L Wed 05 Oct 2022 04:40:44 No.16251009 Report

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>i'm a fat fuck (300 pounds)
>fattest of my entire family
>cock was 4 inches when i was 14 (270)
>over 22 and never used any techniques to extend my pecker
>still over 300 and it's over 6 inches (without shaving)
>best part
>it's FAT
>not long stringy or short sausage
>FAT COCK
>energy drink COCK
I GOT A FAT ENERGY DRINK COCK WHILE OVER 300 POUNDS.
WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?

Just go outside and walk around 10 times, 3 times a day.
Drink water, less sugar.
Brush teeth, force yourself.
Edge yourself, no cumming.
Go a whole year without cumming, even during sex.
Eat less crap.
YOU. CAN. DO. IT. ANON.
DON'T EVER GIVE UP.
CHOKE YOUR COCK.
CHOKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BYBpjHob Wed 05 Oct 2022 04:57:07 No.16251050 Report

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>>16249519
>187 lbs, 6’2
That’s not overweight that’s normal

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FZf2xA2E Wed 05 Oct 2022 08:12:47 No.16251410 Report

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>>16249466
become old like me and you'll stop doing it entirely and not even care. it's amazing what old age does to you.

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