Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European?
Well, hey don't look at me

You see, they bring their boys up different
In those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts

Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks
They will say things like, "Ciao, bella"
While they kiss you on both cheeks

Gay or European?
So many shades of gray
Depending on the time of day, the French go either way
Is he gay or European or