>>16257639*op gets back from business trip*
daughter: i..im pregnant
op: what? Im going to kill anon for impregnating you
anon: i impregnated your daughter and i would do it again, she was so sexy and hot i came instantly
op: *pulls out blade*
daughter: dad no... he's not the father...
op: *shocked face*
anon: *shocked face*
daughter: i'm actually a man now, i think its time for me to admit that.
anon: based, i had sex with a tranny
op: *kills himself*
