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"If /o/ was a race, the field would be comprised of ten AE86s, eight American muscle cars, five LS1-powered Miata's, three RX7's, two DeLoreans, a Bugatti Veyron with DODGE STRATUS spraypainted across the hood, and a Volvo 240.
The AE86s would all over-steer into a wall except for the two guys blasting Eurobeat, who wouldn't be able to hear the Veyron breaking the sound barrier behind them and pull in front of it, causing an accident that the muscle cars wouldn't be able to avoid because they can't turn. The LS1 Miatas would bounce off each other like acrobatic puppies on crack and clear the accident and the retaining wall of the next turn. The DeLoreans would hit 88mph and go forward in time to finish the race, but end up causing a time paradox by crashing into their future selves at the other end. Only one RX7 would even run because the other two were fielded by Puerto Rican teams. It would only be able to get to the third turn before apex seals needed changing. The Volvo 240 would spin out on the final lap, break through the wall, the fence around the track, a nearby hill, a small town, a diamond mine, the center of the Earth, and on and on and on."
