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>>16265784
i take ducks home all the time and keep them in my closet, i have plenty of ducks
picking up cute girls and taking them home to keep in my closet is a bit more difficult

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wbHJwg+z Fri 07 Oct 2022 18:09:02 No.16265804 Report

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>>16265798
note: i would use a separate closet for the girl and the ducks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KIrKUDT2 Fri 07 Oct 2022 18:11:55 No.16265857 Report

Quoted By: >>16265886 >>16265905

>>16265794
You're not supposed to eat either.
>>16265798
You can have the girl if you release all of the ducks. You can't own both a girl and a duck.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bZHUtldQ Fri 07 Oct 2022 18:21:55 No.16265886 Report

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>>16265857
Who said anything about eating?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wbHJwg+z Fri 07 Oct 2022 18:25:51 No.16265905 Report

Quoted By: >>16265922

>>16265857
why not

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KIrKUDT2 Fri 07 Oct 2022 18:29:42 No.16265922 Report

Quoted By: >>16267137 >>16267153

>>16265905
There's nothing you can do with a duck that you can't do with a girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wbHJwg+z Fri 07 Oct 2022 22:37:40 No.16267137 Report

Quoted By: >>16267200

>>16265922
and that' the reason you aren't allowed to own both?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NPWUBjYL Fri 07 Oct 2022 22:42:23 No.16267153 Report

Quoted By: >>16267200

>>16265922
Its socially acceptable to throw bread at ducks you don't know in public

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W9iSTzNQ Fri 07 Oct 2022 22:47:02 No.16267173 Report

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I like duck
Yummy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KIrKUDT2 Fri 07 Oct 2022 22:54:06 No.16267200 Report

Quoted By: >>16267228

>>16267137
Yes. Stop being greedy and choose one or the other.
>>16267153
No it's not, there are no feeding the ducks signs everywhere. There would be those for females too if it became a problem.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8oqYjJVu Fri 07 Oct 2022 22:55:50 No.16267206 Report

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Thanks. I will be eating very well tonight.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wbHJwg+z Fri 07 Oct 2022 23:01:11 No.16267228 Report

Quoted By: >>16267240

>>16267200
ok i choose the girl but what is to stop me from just taking home more ducks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KIrKUDT2 Fri 07 Oct 2022 23:06:42 No.16267240 Report

Quoted By: >>16267246

>>16267228
Women get jealous if you own ducks when you have her. I wouldn't bring any ducks home anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wbHJwg+z Fri 07 Oct 2022 23:09:41 No.16267246 Report

Quoted By: >>16267253

>>16267240
why don't women like ducks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KIrKUDT2 Fri 07 Oct 2022 23:11:04 No.16267253 Report

Quoted By: >>16267257 >>16267261

>>16267246
Because there's nothing you can do with a woman that you can't do with a duck.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wbHJwg+z Fri 07 Oct 2022 23:13:11 No.16267257 Report

Quoted By: >>16267273

>>16267253
what about hand holding

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Anonymous ID:wbHJwg+z Fri 07 Oct 2022 23:14:21 No.16267261 Report

Quoted By: >>16267265

>>16267253
i bet you feel like a total goof for not thinking of that huh
ducks dont even have hands

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WH99wqo/ Fri 07 Oct 2022 23:16:01 No.16267265 Report

Quoted By: >>16267269

>>16267261
don't be racist

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wbHJwg+z Fri 07 Oct 2022 23:17:08 No.16267269 Report

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>>16267265
nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KIrKUDT2 Fri 07 Oct 2022 23:17:41 No.16267273 Report

Quoted By: >>16267280 >>16267285

>>16267257
I think duck flippers look a lot like hands. You can hold one of those and pretend and it'll be just like the real thing.

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Anonymous ID:wbHJwg+z Fri 07 Oct 2022 23:19:22 No.16267280 Report

Quoted By: >>16267294

>>16267273
no you can't because they don't feel like fingers at all and their flippers are WEBBED you can't interlace the fingers
are you just a total noobie who doesn't even know how to hold hands properly?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wbHJwg+z Fri 07 Oct 2022 23:22:16 No.16267285 Report

Quoted By: >>16267294

>>16267273
you know, another thing that girls have that ducks don't have is lips

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KIrKUDT2 Fri 07 Oct 2022 23:26:33 No.16267294 Report

Quoted By: >>16267296

>>16267280
That sounds really stupid though. Why would you hold a hand when ducks are soft and feathery and you can hold that instead.
>>16267285
I don't know what you would use those for.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wbHJwg+z Fri 07 Oct 2022 23:27:59 No.16267296 Report

Quoted By: >>16267298

>>16267294
you are really stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KIrKUDT2 Fri 07 Oct 2022 23:29:34 No.16267298 Report

Quoted By: >>16267326

>>16267296
See. You chose the girl over the ducks and now you're regretting your decision.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wbHJwg+z Fri 07 Oct 2022 23:38:10 No.16267326 Report

Quoted By: >>16267340

>>16267298
no i made a great decision holding hands is way better than holding ducks and i say that as a guy who had several ducks in his closet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KIrKUDT2 Fri 07 Oct 2022 23:42:27 No.16267340 Report

Quoted By: >>16267346

>>16267326
But do you know what holding hands feels like or are you just assuming it's better than holding ducks?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wbHJwg+z Fri 07 Oct 2022 23:43:37 No.16267346 Report

Quoted By: >>16267353

>>16267340
i have a girl now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KIrKUDT2 Fri 07 Oct 2022 23:44:54 No.16267353 Report

Quoted By: >>16267386

>>16267346
I hope the feel of her hands disappoints you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:q2TVqS8P Fri 07 Oct 2022 23:45:07 No.16267355 Report

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>>16265262
cute duck.
>>16265268
he just posted a duck m8, seems like an overreaction.

https://satanslibrary.org/666BlackSun/Hiroshima_Nagasaki.html

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wbHJwg+z Fri 07 Oct 2022 23:56:52 No.16267386 Report

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>>16267353
it doesn't

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