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OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:28:09 No.1627702 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1627710 >>1627760 >>1627842 >>1628195 >>1628585

Last time this was done, I left because it was late. I will not leave this time, I promise.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tE6HQVmT Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:30:55 No.1627710 Report

Quoted By: >>1627717

>>1627702
Let's do this

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:32:51 No.1627717 Report

Quoted By:

>>1627710
Orc Beast Tamer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AhdI56rf Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:34:52 No.1627726 Report

Quoted By: >>1627742 >>1627761

Hail to the king

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DKnueY2H Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:35:07 No.1627729 Report

Quoted By: >>1627735 >>1627761

roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DKnueY2H Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:35:59 No.1627735 Report

Quoted By: >>1627790 >>1627802 >>1627809

>>1627729
Nigger peasant. Worst role possible wow

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:36:26 No.1627738 Report

Quoted By:

test

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AhdI56rf Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:36:57 No.1627742 Report

Quoted By:

>>1627726
Orc chef boyardee
gg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PcpmxOSe Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:40:56 No.1627760 Report

Quoted By: >>1627770

>>1627702
Roll

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:41:00 No.1627761 Report

Quoted By: >>1627766

>>1627726
Orc Chef
You open up shop in a central part of the kingdom. Sell food and stay out of fights.

>>1627729
Nigger Peasant

Alright, to get shit started, attack each other.
Make your name "_____ the (Role you got) (70HP, 70MP, 100G) [lvl 1, 0/10]" Try to keep it updated.

Chef Dakkardee

Chef Dakkardee ID:AhdI56rf Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:41:58 No.1627766 Report

Quoted By: >>1627782

>>1627761
so i'm not allowed to fuck shit up with spoon and pans ? man
roll for money

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KKQ0KfnZ Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:42:02 No.1627767 Report

Quoted By: >>1627782

Roll

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:42:30 No.1627770 Report

Quoted By: >>1627790

>>1627760
Guard Captain
Keep the kingdom out of violence and crime. Break up fights. You live for the NPC king.

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:44:18 No.1627782 Report

Quoted By: >>1627798

>>1627766
You can but I try to discourage the people that rule the economy from violence.

>>1627767
Thug
Rob a nigga o sum shiet. Try to fight as much as possible.

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:44:38 No.1627784 Report

Quoted By:

Someone start by attacking someone.

Belomir the Guard Captain(70HP, 70MP, 100G)[lvl 1, 0/10]

Belomir the Guard Captain(70HP, 70MP, 100G)[lvl 1, 0/10] ID:PcpmxOSe Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:45:57 No.1627790 Report

Quoted By: >>1627794

>>1627770
does my color represent an elf, a dwarf or a human?
>>1627735
behave thyself

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:46:58 No.1627794 Report

Quoted By:

>>1627790
You're just a human.

Chef Dakkardee 70 HP 70 MP LVL1

Chef Dakkardee 70 HP 70 MP LVL1 ID:AhdI56rf Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:47:20 No.1627798 Report

Quoted By: >>1627809

>>1627782
I rolled a double dubz, how much gold do I have now
roll for XP

Thug Level 1 HP 70 MP 70 GOLD 100

Thug Level 1 HP 70 MP 70 GOLD 100 ID:KKQ0KfnZ Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:48:32 No.1627802 Report

Quoted By: >>1627809 >>1627812

I don't understand the rule completly, but I'll punch this stupid peasent for being a nigger

>>1627735

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:brqiJgCy Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:49:53 No.1627808 Report

Quoted By: >>1627817

Rollo

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:49:58 No.1627809 Report

Quoted By: >>1627815 >>1627823

>>1627798
You cant just roll for money, you have to sell food to people who lose health. I'll give you 20 gold you find on the street.

>>1627802
>2
You miss

Nigger >>1627735, you want to retaliate?

Niggersaloth the Peasant (20HP,10 MP) [lvl 1, 0/10]

Niggersaloth the Peasant (20HP,10 MP) [lvl 1, 0/10] ID:DKnueY2H Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:50:22 No.1627812 Report

Quoted By:

>>1627802
*says some angry stuff in non-understandable nigger accent*

Niggersaloth the Peasant (20HP,10 MP) [lvl 1, 0/10]

Niggersaloth the Peasant (20HP,10 MP) [lvl 1, 0/10] ID:DKnueY2H Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:51:09 No.1627815 Report

Quoted By: >>1627819 >>1627844

>>1627809
nah im good

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:51:35 No.1627817 Report

Quoted By:

>>1627808
Elf Gladiator
I guess you should get into fights and stuff. I'll give you a 2 attack bonus.

Thug Level 1 HP 70 MP 70 GOLD 100

Thug Level 1 HP 70 MP 70 GOLD 100 ID:KKQ0KfnZ Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:51:46 No.1627819 Report

Quoted By: >>1627826 >>1627838 >>1627844 >>1627846

>>1627815
Nah still will punch you again

Chef Dakkardee 70 HP 70 MP 120G LVL1

Chef Dakkardee 70 HP 70 MP 120G LVL1 ID:AhdI56rf Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:52:17 No.1627823 Report

Quoted By: >>1627838

>>1627809
roll for level up

Rabbit the gladiator (70hp, 70mp, 100g) [lvl 1 0/10] {+2 atk}

Rabbit the gladiator (70hp, 70mp, 100g) [lvl 1 0/10] {+2 atk} ID:brqiJgCy Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:53:04 No.1627826 Report

Quoted By: >>1627838

>>1627819
I'ma kill this cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BSJLVmMD Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:54:47 No.1627832 Report

Quoted By: >>1627847

Rollerino

Belomir the Guard Captain(70HP, 70MP, 100G)[lvl 1, 0/10]

Belomir the Guard Captain(70HP, 70MP, 100G)[lvl 1, 0/10] ID:PcpmxOSe Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:55:11 No.1627835 Report

Quoted By: >>1627848 >>1627865

roll to level up

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:55:23 No.1627838 Report

Quoted By: >>1627865

>>1627823
each successful roll gives you xp 10 successful rolls level you up. I think i should put more clear rules in the post, next time

>>1627819
Nigger is deducted 9 hp

>>1627826
Thug is deducted 6 hp

wow a 3 way fight, this can get interesting

test1

test1 ID:Kf6sSkRC Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:56:29 No.1627842 Report

Quoted By: >>1627865

>>1627702
can I still join?

Chef Dakkardee 70 HP 70 MP 120G LVL1

Chef Dakkardee 70 HP 70 MP 120G LVL1 ID:AhdI56rf Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:56:49 No.1627844 Report

Quoted By: >>1627865

>>1627819
>>1627815
Selling mighty fine rat stew
10 G a piece

Rabbit the gladiator (70hp, 70mp, 100g) [lvl 1 1/10] {+2 atk}

Rabbit the gladiator (70hp, 70mp, 100g) [lvl 1 1/10] {+2 atk} ID:brqiJgCy Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:57:04 No.1627846 Report

Quoted By: >>1627865

>>1627819
I hit him again

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:57:28 No.1627847 Report

Quoted By:

>>1627832
Dwarf Peasant!
Get into the big fight if you want.

Thug Level 1 HP 61 MP 70 GOLD 100

Thug Level 1 HP 61 MP 70 GOLD 100 ID:KKQ0KfnZ Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:57:29 No.1627848 Report

Quoted By: >>1627861

>>1627835
Nw I attack you

Thug Level 1 HP 55 MP 70 GOLD 100

Thug Level 1 HP 55 MP 70 GOLD 100 ID:KKQ0KfnZ Mon 31 Jul 2017 14:58:59 No.1627856 Report

Quoted By: >>1627865

Roll for Level up

Belomir the Guard Captain(70HP, 70MP, 100G)[lvl 1, 0/10]

Belomir the Guard Captain(70HP, 70MP, 100G)[lvl 1, 0/10] ID:PcpmxOSe Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:00:06 No.1627861 Report

Quoted By: >>1627866 >>1627882

>>1627848
roll to attack the dwarven thug

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:00:47 No.1627865 Report

Quoted By:

>>1627842
Of course, you are a Lesser Clergy

>>1627835
>>1627838

>>1627844
Restores 20hp

>>1627846
Thug loses 6hp

>>1627856
Cant roll level up, each successful roll 5+ gives you 1 xp. 10 xp levels you up.

Thug Level 1 [01/10] HP 55 MP 70 GOLD 100

Thug Level 1 [01/10] HP 55 MP 70 GOLD 100 ID:KKQ0KfnZ Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:00:57 No.1627866 Report

Quoted By: >>1627880 >>1627882 >>1627885

>>1627861
Roll attack you

test1

test1 ID:Kf6sSkRC Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:01:38 No.1627871 Report

Quoted By:

roll

Rabbit the gladiator (70hp, 70mp, 100g) [lvl 1 2/10] {+2 atk}

Rabbit the gladiator (70hp, 70mp, 100g) [lvl 1 2/10] {+2 atk} ID:brqiJgCy Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:02:39 No.1627880 Report

Quoted By: >>1627883 >>1627899 >>1627902

>>1627866
Bash this dude's skull in and try to steal some money off him

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:02:49 No.1627882 Report

Quoted By:

>>1627861
Miss

>>1627866
You deduct 12hp from the guard captain!

Guard Captain, you can capture him and put him in prison for assault. He has to roll higher to escape and do damage on you.

Thug Level 1 [01/10] HP 55 MP 70 GOLD 100

Thug Level 1 [01/10] HP 55 MP 70 GOLD 100 ID:KKQ0KfnZ Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:03:24 No.1627883 Report

Quoted By: >>1627902

>>1627880
I punch ya

Belomir the Guard Captain(64HP, 70MP, 100G)[lvl 1, 0/10]

Belomir the Guard Captain(64HP, 70MP, 100G)[lvl 1, 0/10] ID:PcpmxOSe Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:03:31 No.1627885 Report

Quoted By: >>1627895 >>1627902

>>1627866
I'm going to drag you to the royal dungeon m8eight
roll to attack

Thug Level 1 [01/10] HP 55 MP 70 GOLD 100

Thug Level 1 [01/10] HP 55 MP 70 GOLD 100 ID:KKQ0KfnZ Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:05:17 No.1627895 Report

Quoted By: >>1627906 >>1627912

>>1627885
I'll fuck you up!

Niggersaloth the Peasant (20HP,10 MP) [lvl 1, 0/10]

Niggersaloth the Peasant (20HP,10 MP) [lvl 1, 0/10] ID:DKnueY2H Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:05:38 No.1627899 Report

Quoted By: >>1627906

>>1627880
rolling to bite and give this guy rabies

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:05:56 No.1627902 Report

Quoted By:

>>1627880
You somehow slip and fall landing on your head losing 2 hp.

>>1627883
miss

>>1627885
5hp deducted from Thug

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:07:27 No.1627906 Report

Quoted By:

>>1627899
You give him rabies for his next 3 turns, he loses 2 hp each time he rolls with rabies.

>>1627895
You just yell at him.

Belomir the Guard Captain(58HP, 70MP, 100G)[lvl 1, 0/10]

Belomir the Guard Captain(58HP, 70MP, 100G)[lvl 1, 0/10] ID:PcpmxOSe Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:08:44 No.1627912 Report

Quoted By: >>1627916 >>1627917

>>1627895
roll to give a good punch to this punk

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:09:41 No.1627916 Report

Quoted By:

>>1627912
miss

Thug Level 1 [01/10] HP 50 MP 70 GOLD 100

Thug Level 1 [01/10] HP 50 MP 70 GOLD 100 ID:KKQ0KfnZ Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:09:47 No.1627917 Report

Quoted By: >>1627927 >>1627958

>>1627912
roll to give you a punch instead

Rabbit the gladiator (68hp, 70mp, 100g) [lvl 1 1/10] {+2 atk}

Rabbit the gladiator (68hp, 70mp, 100g) [lvl 1 1/10] {+2 atk} ID:brqiJgCy Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:10:04 No.1627919 Report

Quoted By: >>1627921

Fuck this. I realise my true calling is to be a prostitute.
"Come one, come all, to fuck a real gladiator! 15 gold for a blowie, 30 for sex! I'm clean, except for the rabies!"

Chef Dakkardee 70 HP 70 MP 120G LVL1

Chef Dakkardee 70 HP 70 MP 120G LVL1 ID:AhdI56rf Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:10:29 No.1627921 Report

Quoted By: >>1627927 >>1627939

>>1627919
psst
how about some mole steaks
they'll heal the rabies, only 30G

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:11:37 No.1627927 Report

Quoted By:

>>1627917
7 hp deducted from the guard

>>1627921
i'll allow this

Rabbit the gladiator (66hp, 70mp, 100g) [lvl 1 1/10] {+2 atk}

Rabbit the gladiator (66hp, 70mp, 100g) [lvl 1 1/10] {+2 atk} ID:brqiJgCy Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:13:25 No.1627939 Report

Quoted By: >>1627950 >>1627969

>>1627921
Tell ya wat m8. You give me them steaks and I'll let ya split me muff

Chef Dakkardee 70 HP 70 MP 120G LVL1

Chef Dakkardee 70 HP 70 MP 120G LVL1 ID:AhdI56rf Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:14:48 No.1627950 Report

Quoted By: >>1627975

>>1627939
bon apétit
You sure you can handle Orc cock ?

Petey The Pirate (70 Hp 70Mp 100G)(lvl1 - 5/10) !!V1Vj1ZuW+DW

Petey The Pirate (70 Hp 70Mp 100G)(lvl1 - 5/10) !!V1Vj1ZuW+DW ID:jle95EbM Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:15:03 No.1627953 Report

Quoted By: >>1627969

Hey op Pirate from last thread
> roll for money from plundering the strip club

Belomir the Guard Captain(51HP, 70MP, 100G)[lvl 1, 0/10]

Belomir the Guard Captain(51HP, 70MP, 100G)[lvl 1, 0/10] ID:PcpmxOSe Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:15:23 No.1627958 Report

Quoted By: >>1627969 >>1627977

>>1627917
>spits blood
I'll cut you in little peaces and feed the dogs with ya agahsf !!!
>roll to attack

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:17:30 No.1627969 Report

Quoted By:

>>1627953
You don't get anything.

>>1627939
Pirate is trying to steal from your brothel.

>>1627958
8hp deducted from Thug

Rabbit the gladiator (64hp, 70mp, 100g) [lvl 1 1/10] {+2 atk}

Rabbit the gladiator (64hp, 70mp, 100g) [lvl 1 1/10] {+2 atk} ID:brqiJgCy Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:17:55 No.1627975 Report

Quoted By: >>1627981 >>1628012 >>1628074

>>1627950
Oh yeah baby
I wait till he's naked then steal his money and the steaks

Niggersaloth the Peasant (20HP,10 MP) [lvl 1, 1/10]

Niggersaloth the Peasant (20HP,10 MP) [lvl 1, 1/10] ID:DKnueY2H Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:18:07 No.1627977 Report

Quoted By: >>1627983 >>1628006

>>1627958
rolling to bite this guy (no rabies)

Chef Dakkardee 70 HP 70 MP 120G LVL1

Chef Dakkardee 70 HP 70 MP 120G LVL1 ID:AhdI56rf Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:19:03 No.1627981 Report

Quoted By: >>1628012

>>1627975
roll to catch him with my shit and fuck his shit up

Belomir the Guard Captain(51HP, 70MP, 100G)[lvl 1, 2/10]

Belomir the Guard Captain(51HP, 70MP, 100G)[lvl 1, 2/10] ID:PcpmxOSe Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:19:11 No.1627983 Report

Quoted By: >>1627998 >>1628006

>>1627977
roll to slay the nigger with the finest weapon the royal armory can suministrate

Niggersaloth the Peasant (20HP,10 MP) [lvl 1, 1/10]

Niggersaloth the Peasant (20HP,10 MP) [lvl 1, 1/10] ID:DKnueY2H Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:20:49 No.1627998 Report

Quoted By: >>1628006 >>1628030

>>1627983
rolling to steal 23 gold from this guy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jle95EbM Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:22:04 No.1628003 Report

Quoted By: >>1628007 >>1628020

"Arrgh fuck this I'll just rape some prostitutes."
>Roll to not catch any stds

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:22:23 No.1628006 Report

Quoted By: >>1628012

>>1627977
you bite some flesh off of him
10 hp deducted from Belomir

>>1627983
You miss him

>>1627998
you earn 20 Gold

>>1627983
Deducted 20 Gold

Petey The Pirate (70 Hp 70Mp 100G)(lvl1 - 5/10) !!V1Vj1ZuW+DW

Petey The Pirate (70 Hp 70Mp 100G)(lvl1 - 5/10) !!V1Vj1ZuW+DW ID:jle95EbM Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:22:45 No.1628007 Report

Quoted By:

>>1628003
Oops that's me the pirate

Chef Dakkardee 70 HP 70 MP 120G LVL1

Chef Dakkardee 70 HP 70 MP 120G LVL1 ID:AhdI56rf Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:23:22 No.1628012 Report

Quoted By: >>1628020 >>1628026

>>1628006
what's the outcome here OP
>>1627975
>>1627981

Roll to find the whereabouts of the prostitute gladiator

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:25:00 No.1628020 Report

Quoted By: >>1628073

>>1628003
>3
Gladiator overpowers you pushing you off of him

>>1628012
i didn't understand what you tried to do, attack?

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:25:30 No.1628026 Report

Quoted By: >>1628039

>>1628012
did you try fucking him?

Belomir the Guard Captain(41HP, 70MP, 80G)[lvl 1, 2/10]

Belomir the Guard Captain(41HP, 70MP, 80G)[lvl 1, 2/10] ID:PcpmxOSe Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:26:10 No.1628030 Report

Quoted By: >>1628065 >>1628074

>>1627998
After having a profund, deep meditation, I waste 10 mana points to add 5 more dmg in the next attack:
>roll to attack the negro peasant

Chef Dakkardee 70 HP 70 MP 120G LVL1

Chef Dakkardee 70 HP 70 MP 120G LVL1 ID:AhdI56rf Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:26:53 No.1628039 Report

Quoted By: >>1628074 >>1628176

>>1628026
yeah but before I could get a piece of his ass he took some of my money and my rabies healing steaks
i'm asking you how much of my G he stole here

Niggersaloth the Peasant (20HP,10 MP G:123) [lvl 1, 1/10]

Niggersaloth the Peasant (20HP,10 MP G:123) [lvl 1, 1/10] ID:DKnueY2H Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:29:56 No.1628065 Report

Quoted By: >>1628088

>>1628030
using all my mana to shoot extra sticky and hot cum into his eyes blinding him for 2 turns

Petey The Pirate (70 Hp 70Mp 100G)(lvl1 - 5/10) !!V1Vj1ZuW+DW

Petey The Pirate (70 Hp 70Mp 100G)(lvl1 - 5/10) !!V1Vj1ZuW+DW ID:NYDWCmeu Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:31:14 No.1628073 Report

Quoted By: >>1628088

>>1628020
Arghh get back here
>roll to tackle him and force him down

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:31:16 No.1628074 Report

Quoted By:

>>1628030
>0
Nothing happens

>>1628039
by now, your rabies is gone, it only lasted 5 turns

>>1627975
success, the steak tastes weird because it is half medicine you steal 4 gold from the gladiator.

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:33:07 No.1628088 Report

Quoted By: >>1628145

>>1628065
You hit him, blind for a turn, take advantage of him while you can.

>>1628073
You tackle but he dodges it and you land on the ground.

Niggersaloth the Peasant (20HP, 0MP G:123) [lvl 1, 1/10]

Niggersaloth the Peasant (20HP, 0MP G:123) [lvl 1, 1/10] ID:DKnueY2H Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:35:26 No.1628108 Report

Quoted By: >>1628129

rolling to rape the guard

Belomir the Guard Captain(41HP, 60MP, 80G)[lvl 1, 2/10]

Belomir the Guard Captain(41HP, 60MP, 80G)[lvl 1, 2/10] ID:PcpmxOSe Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:35:34 No.1628110 Report

Quoted By:

I can't see æny shæeet

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:37:45 No.1628129 Report

Quoted By:

>>1628108
your cock slips right in, just because he is blind doesnt mean he can't still hurt you. He can feel his asshole filled by your nigger dick.

Thug Level 1 [01/10] HP 42 MP 70 GOLD 70

Thug Level 1 [01/10] HP 42 MP 70 GOLD 70 ID:KKQ0KfnZ Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:39:51 No.1628141 Report

Quoted By:

Uwagaaaaha

W-where am I?

Can only rember fight and i drank some
Oh-oh no some of my gold is gone I find this twat!

Petey The Pirate (70 Hp 70Mp 100G)(lvl1 - 5/10) !!V1Vj1ZuW+DW

Petey The Pirate (70 Hp 70Mp 100G)(lvl1 - 5/10) !!V1Vj1ZuW+DW ID:NYDWCmeu Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:40:53 No.1628145 Report

Quoted By: >>1628162

>>1628088
Arghh enough of this
> takes out throbbing cock
Let's see you dodge this!
>roll to impale him with my dong

Belomir the Guard Captain(41HP, 60MP, 80G)[lvl 1, 2/10]

Belomir the Guard Captain(41HP, 60MP, 80G)[lvl 1, 2/10] ID:PcpmxOSe Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:41:13 No.1628149 Report

Quoted By: >>1628162

roll to kill the nigga
>+5 dmg

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:42:55 No.1628162 Report

Quoted By: >>1628189

>>1628145
you don't fully impale him, you just shank him with your dick.

>>1628149
nigga deducted 14 points

Friendly reminder that you can order food from the cook for HP.

Belomir the Guard Captain(41HP, 60MP, 80G)[lvl 1, 3/10]

Belomir the Guard Captain(41HP, 60MP, 80G)[lvl 1, 3/10] ID:PcpmxOSe Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:45:06 No.1628176 Report

Quoted By: >>1628196

>>1628039
I'll pay for some healing steaks you Cook, yes, I called you a Cook, hahaha im rite Cook

Petey The Pirate (70 Hp 70Mp 100G)(lvl1 - 5/10) !!V1Vj1ZuW+DW

Petey The Pirate (70 Hp 70Mp 100G)(lvl1 - 5/10) !!V1Vj1ZuW+DW ID:AM+YqDGJ Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:47:08 No.1628189 Report

Quoted By: >>1628231

>>1628162
>Some blood gets on my dick making me have the hardest cum ever on the wound
>Roll to give him aids

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W0MdFZMZ Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:47:31 No.1628195 Report

Quoted By: >>1628221 >>1628231

>>1627702
Sounds coolio

Niggersaloth the Peasant (6HP, 0MP G:123) [lvl 1, 4/10]

Niggersaloth the Peasant (6HP, 0MP G:123) [lvl 1, 4/10] ID:DKnueY2H Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:47:36 No.1628196 Report

Quoted By: >>1628209 >>1628231 >>1628260

>>1628176
rolling to cum inside

Belomir the Guard Captain(41HP, 60MP, 80G)[lvl 1, 2/10]

Belomir the Guard Captain(41HP, 60MP, 80G)[lvl 1, 2/10] ID:PcpmxOSe Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:49:52 No.1628209 Report

Quoted By: >>1628231

>>1628196
roll to counter- cum niggersaloth, cuming against his cum
whomst've the strongest shot wins

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W0MdFZMZ Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:50:59 No.1628221 Report

Quoted By: >>1628267

>>1628195
Right I'm a fair maiden gurl
Anyone want sum fuk?

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:52:50 No.1628231 Report

Quoted By: >>1628248

>>1628189
Your aids cum is running through his veins, his wound is infected.

>>1628196
>>1628209
cum contact made, it lands on the nigger's eyes, blinding him for 2 turns!

>>1628195
You are a fair maiden
you can still fight but you should try to get married lol

Petey The Pirate (70 Hp 70Mp 100G)(lvl1 - 7/10) !!V1Vj1ZuW+DW

Petey The Pirate (70 Hp 70Mp 100G)(lvl1 - 7/10) !!V1Vj1ZuW+DW ID:jle95EbM Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:55:30 No.1628248 Report

Quoted By: >>1628288

>>1628231
>roll to steal gold from him and run off while he's distracted by the aids cum

Belomir the Guard Captain(41HP, 60MP, 80G)[lvl 1, 4/10]

Belomir the Guard Captain(41HP, 60MP, 80G)[lvl 1, 4/10] ID:PcpmxOSe Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:57:42 No.1628260 Report

Quoted By: >>1628288

>>1628196
roll to attack the blind peasant and lock him in the Royal Dungeon for assault on authority

Tatyana the Fair Maiden (70HP, 70MP, 100G)

Tatyana the Fair Maiden (70HP, 70MP, 100G) ID:W0MdFZMZ Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:58:17 No.1628267 Report

Quoted By: >>1628275 >>1628286 >>1628288

>>1628221
I need husbands for sexual intercorses....

Niggersaloth the Peasant (6HP, 0MP G:123) [lvl 1, 4/10]

Niggersaloth the Peasant (6HP, 0MP G:123) [lvl 1, 4/10] ID:DKnueY2H Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:59:20 No.1628275 Report

Quoted By: >>1628286 >>1628288

>>1628267
rolling to rape and give aids to her

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO lol.jpg, 133KiB, 770x770

Anonymous ID:Rw54mkGc Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:00:16 No.1628279 Report

Quoted By: >>1628301 >>1628315

roll

Belomir the Guard Captain(41HP, 60MP, 80G)[lvl 1, 4/10]

Belomir the Guard Captain(41HP, 60MP, 80G)[lvl 1, 4/10] ID:PcpmxOSe Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:01:19 No.1628286 Report

Quoted By: >>1628301

>>1628267
>>1628275
roll to defend the fair maiden from the negro peasant
>roll to chop off his head

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:01:22 No.1628288 Report

Quoted By: >>1628315

>>1628248
you steal 5 gold from the Gladiator, you get away.

Gladiator and the Fair Maiden are the 2 prostitutes I guess. They can double team people or fight each other for there only to be 1 whore

>>1628260
which peasant? You miss and hurt yourself losing 2 hp.

>>1628267
Sexy Girl Ready To Fuck In Your Neighborhood

>>1628275
She is raped and gets AIDs

(If you have AIDs and are wounded, you will die in the next thread)

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:03:01 No.1628301 Report

Quoted By:

>>1628279
You are a merchant, make armor and potions to sell. The power of your roll determines how good your product is

>>1628286
Nigger is RIP

Roll for a new character

Tatyana the Fair Maiden (0HP, 70MP, 100G)

Tatyana the Fair Maiden (0HP, 70MP, 100G) ID:W0MdFZMZ Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:04:35 No.1628305 Report

Quoted By: >>1628310

ded

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:05:42 No.1628310 Report

Quoted By: >>1628326 >>1628332

>>1628305
you didnt die, nigger died

Belomir the Guard Captain(41HP, 60MP, 80G)[lvl 1, 4/10]

Belomir the Guard Captain(41HP, 60MP, 80G)[lvl 1, 4/10] ID:PcpmxOSe Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:05:56 No.1628315 Report

Quoted By: >>1628325 >>1628381

>>1628279
merchant! sell me your best healing potion, I'll pay in metal
>>1628288
hey OP, this is legit material for a tragic tale/novel

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:07:27 No.1628325 Report

Quoted By:

>>1628315
lol, I should make this a comic or animation.

Tatyana the Fair Maiden (0HP, 70MP, 100G)

Tatyana the Fair Maiden (0HP, 70MP, 100G) ID:W0MdFZMZ Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:07:33 No.1628326 Report

Quoted By: >>1628336

>>1628310
Yes but I had aids and died, tadda

Tatyana the Motherfucking Demon (0HP, 70MP, 100G)

Tatyana the Motherfucking Demon (0HP, 70MP, 100G) ID:W0MdFZMZ Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:08:33 No.1628332 Report

Quoted By:

>>1628310
However I am now a demon that will rape, everyone back

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DKnueY2H Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:08:36 No.1628333 Report

Quoted By: >>1628362

rolling to become the nigger king

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:08:54 No.1628336 Report

Quoted By:

>>1628326
you die from aids next bread.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MUBtnR3Y Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:09:34 No.1628341 Report

Quoted By: >>1628362

Rollin on the river

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DKnueY2H Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:10:25 No.1628348 Report

Quoted By: >>1628369 >>1628406

am i the king now? i got trips

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:12:10 No.1628362 Report

Quoted By:

>>1628333
NIGGER KING HAS BEEN CROWNED!!!
MAKE ORDERS FOR YOUR MEN. You can control the guard and any other authorized persons.

>>1628341
Lesser Clergy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MUBtnR3Y Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:12:52 No.1628369 Report

Quoted By: >>1628379

>>1628348
Tis the nigger king

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:14:22 No.1628379 Report

Quoted By:

>>1628369
you are head of the church i guess. You are buddy buddy with the king.

Nigsaloth the King (70HP, 70MP G:100) [lvl.1 0/10

Nigsaloth the King (70HP, 70MP G:100) [lvl.1 0/10 ID:DKnueY2H Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:14:38 No.1628381 Report

Quoted By: >>1628388

>>1628315
i order you to suck my dick

Belomir the Guard Captain(41HP, 60MP, 80G)[lvl 1, 5/10]

Belomir the Guard Captain(41HP, 60MP, 80G)[lvl 1, 5/10] ID:PcpmxOSe Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:15:15 No.1628388 Report

Quoted By: >>1628395 >>1628420

>>1628381
And so I reject such despotic order

Nigsaloth the King (70HP, 70MP G:100) [lvl.1 0/10

Nigsaloth the King (70HP, 70MP G:100) [lvl.1 0/10 ID:DKnueY2H Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:15:55 No.1628395 Report

Quoted By:

>>1628388
then you will be beheaded

Petey The Pirate (70 Hp 70Mp 100G)(lvl1 - 5/10) !!V1Vj1ZuW+DW

Petey The Pirate (70 Hp 70Mp 100G)(lvl1 - 5/10) !!V1Vj1ZuW+DW ID:jle95EbM Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:17:17 No.1628406 Report

Quoted By: >>1628420 >>1628434 >>1628439

>>1628348
Fuck you king ima still your shit
>roll to steal gold from the nigger kings yacht

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:19:04 No.1628420 Report

Quoted By:

>>1628388
If you choose to resist, you will become an outlaw. You'd better suck dat king kock! Or conspire against the king.

>>1628406
6 gold stolen from the king!
You are now an outlaw. If the guard resists, you can team up with him and conspire against the king! You should have rolled to steal sneakily.

Nigsaloth the King (70HP, 70MP G:94) [lvl.1 0/10

Nigsaloth the King (70HP, 70MP G:94) [lvl.1 0/10 ID:DKnueY2H Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:21:15 No.1628434 Report

Quoted By: >>1628468 >>1628478

>>1628406
rolling to throw him into the dungeon where he will be raped by me 3 times a day

Belomir the Guard Captain(41HP, 60MP, 80G)[lvl 1, 5/10]

Belomir the Guard Captain(41HP, 60MP, 80G)[lvl 1, 5/10] ID:PcpmxOSe Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:21:47 No.1628439 Report

Quoted By: >>1628478

>>1628406
Roll to be an outlaw and conspire against the usurper

Petey The Pirate (70 Hp 70Mp 111G)(lvl1 - 9/10) !!V1Vj1ZuW+DW

Petey The Pirate (70 Hp 70Mp 111G)(lvl1 - 9/10) !!V1Vj1ZuW+DW ID:NYDWCmeu Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:24:48 No.1628468 Report

Quoted By: >>1628478 >>1628543 >>1628579

>>1628434
Roll to rape the king instead

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:26:23 No.1628478 Report

Quoted By: >>1628583

>>1628434
>>1628439
Belomir gets away, he is no longer a guard, he is now Belomir the Outlaw.

>>1628434
>>1628468
King is overpowered by the pirate and is being raped by the savage pirate.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Z+q3ahHy Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:30:05 No.1628520 Report

Quoted By: >>1628530

first roll ever
last name greatest

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:31:02 No.1628530 Report

Quoted By:

>>1628520
You are a thief! Pickpocket and steal!

Dindu the Thief (70HP, 70MP, 100G) [lvl 1, 0/10]

Dindu the Thief (70HP, 70MP, 100G) [lvl 1, 0/10] ID:Z+q3ahHy Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:32:18 No.1628543 Report

Quoted By: >>1628579 >>1628613

>>1628468
Steal your eyepatch

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:34:46 No.1628579 Report

Quoted By:

>>1628543
you fail, you kind of scratch his face softly. He noticed.
>>1628468 do you want to retaliate, pirate?

Petey The Pirate (80 Hp 80Mp 111G)(lvl2 - 0/10) !!V1Vj1ZuW+DW

Petey The Pirate (80 Hp 80Mp 111G)(lvl2 - 0/10) !!V1Vj1ZuW+DW ID:AM+YqDGJ Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:35:07 No.1628583 Report

Quoted By: >>1628605 >>1628641

>>1628478
>cum in the king
>roll to quickly run off without him noticing while he is trying to get cum out of ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EcLFAtP5 Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:35:11 No.1628585 Report

Quoted By: >>1628599 >>1628641

>>1627702
rolling

Belomir the Outlaw(41HP, 60MP, 80G)[lvl 1, 5/10]

Belomir the Outlaw(41HP, 60MP, 80G)[lvl 1, 5/10] ID:PcpmxOSe Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:35:52 No.1628595 Report

Quoted By: >>1628607 >>1628641

>roll to find healing herbs in the outskirts of the kingdom

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EcLFAtP5 Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:36:23 No.1628599 Report

Quoted By: >>1628614

>>1628585
when you get a gay ass lumberjack

Nigsaloth the King (70HP, 70MP G:94) [lvl.1 0/10

Nigsaloth the King (70HP, 70MP G:94) [lvl.1 0/10 ID:DKnueY2H Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:36:38 No.1628605 Report

Quoted By: >>1628641

>>1628583
rolling to catch him before he runs away and put him into the dungeon

Dindu the Thief (70HP, 70MP, 100G) [lvl 1, 0/10]

Dindu the Thief (70HP, 70MP, 100G) [lvl 1, 0/10] ID:Z+q3ahHy Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:36:56 No.1628607 Report

Quoted By: >>1628630 >>1628641

>>1628595
>steal the outlaw's shit because he can't go to the police

Petey The Pirate (80 Hp 80Mp 111G)(lvl2 - 0/10) !!V1Vj1ZuW+DW

Petey The Pirate (80 Hp 80Mp 111G)(lvl2 - 0/10) !!V1Vj1ZuW+DW ID:AM+YqDGJ Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:37:26 No.1628613 Report

Quoted By:

>>1628543
Argh fuck off thief unless you want to end up like the king ther

lumberjack jack

lumberjack jack ID:EcLFAtP5 Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:37:27 No.1628614 Report

Quoted By: >>1628627 >>1628635

>>1628599
>>1628599

lumberjack jack

lumberjack jack ID:EcLFAtP5 Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:38:51 No.1628627 Report

Quoted By: >>1628675

>>1628614
>go out to blacksmith and get a axe

Belomir the Outlaw(41HP, 60MP, 80G)[lvl 1, 6/10]

Belomir the Outlaw(41HP, 60MP, 80G)[lvl 1, 6/10] ID:PcpmxOSe Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:39:18 No.1628630 Report

Quoted By: >>1628650

>>1628607
bitch, I was the police
now fight me

Nigsaloth the King (70HP, 70MP G:94) [lvl.1 0/10

Nigsaloth the King (70HP, 70MP G:94) [lvl.1 0/10 ID:DKnueY2H Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:39:34 No.1628635 Report

Quoted By: >>1628675

>>1628614
rolling to hire lumberjack to find an outlaw and take his ass to me if he manages to do it he will get 20 G

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:40:26 No.1628641 Report

Quoted By:

>>1628583
You are having trouble cumming, after all you came not so long ago.

>>1628595
you find some of what you were looking for.

>>1628585
Nigger Lumberjack

>>1628605
You catch him. Outlaw, try to break him out, he can be an asset.

>>1628607
You successfully steal 6 gold and a piece of an herb.

Dindu the Thief (70HP, 70MP, 100G) [lvl 1, 2/10]

Dindu the Thief (70HP, 70MP, 100G) [lvl 1, 2/10] ID:Z+q3ahHy Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:41:23 No.1628650 Report

Quoted By: >>1628664 >>1628675 >>1628817

>>1628630
>fight Belomir
>throw a punch

Dindu the Thief (70HP, 70MP, 106G) [lvl 1, 3/10]

Dindu the Thief (70HP, 70MP, 106G) [lvl 1, 3/10] ID:Z+q3ahHy Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:43:34 No.1628664 Report

Quoted By:

>>1628650
how do you fuck up a punch

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:44:19 No.1628675 Report

Quoted By: >>1628693

>>1628627
chenge your name to the proper way, npc sells axe for 10 gold.

>>1628635
not really a role, you make an order to get the lumberjack, only problem is that you have no men to control, its basically his choice. If he declines you can roll to lock him up but no one is there to hold down the jail so escaping is easy.

>>1628650
You hurt your hand punching him, lose 2 hp.

Nigsaloth the King (70HP, 70MP G:94) [lvl.1 0/10

Nigsaloth the King (70HP, 70MP G:94) [lvl.1 0/10 ID:DKnueY2H Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:46:26 No.1628693 Report

Quoted By: >>1628708

>>1628675
well then i will rape the men in my dungeon day and night

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:47:52 No.1628708 Report

Quoted By:

>>1628693
i guess you can have some NPC prisoner booty.

Are YOU tired of the king's shit? Why not just kill him off?

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:52:54 No.1628750 Report

Quoted By:

everyone leave?

Nigsaloth the King (70HP, 70MP G:94) [lvl.1 0/10

Nigsaloth the King (70HP, 70MP G:94) [lvl.1 0/10 ID:DKnueY2H Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:55:53 No.1628779 Report

Quoted By: >>1628788

well im here but others left i think

Petey The Pirate (80 Hp 80Mp 111G)(lvl2 - 0/10) !!V1Vj1ZuW+DW

Petey The Pirate (80 Hp 80Mp 111G)(lvl2 - 0/10) !!V1Vj1ZuW+DW ID:NYDWCmeu Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:56:35 No.1628787 Report

Quoted By:

Nah just being ass pounded in the dungeon

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:56:40 No.1628788 Report

Quoted By:

>>1628779
Well, thats a shame. They all died from AIDs.

Belomir the Outlaw(41HP, 60MP, 80G)[lvl 1, 6/10]

Belomir the Outlaw(41HP, 60MP, 80G)[lvl 1, 6/10] ID:PcpmxOSe Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:59:41 No.1628817 Report

Quoted By: >>1628841

>>1628650
>punch the, probably drunk, thief straight in thæ face

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:deDjgRKq Mon 31 Jul 2017 17:00:23 No.1628824 Report

Quoted By: >>1628841

I am grand prince of Binland bow where is my fug :DD

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 17:01:57 No.1628841 Report

Quoted By:

>>1628817
Thief loses 7hp

>>1628824
no, you are Macacomancer

OP ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 19:18:27 No.1630873 Report

Quoted By:

BUMP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Whvrnrak Mon 31 Jul 2017 19:52:02 No.1631217 Report

Quoted By: >>1631414

roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kvXrGOts Mon 31 Jul 2017 19:53:28 No.1631230 Report

Quoted By: >>1631414

roll

Belomir the Outlaw(41HP, 60MP, 80G)[lvl 1, 6/10]

Belomir the Outlaw(41HP, 60MP, 80G)[lvl 1, 6/10] ID:PcpmxOSe Mon 31 Jul 2017 20:11:42 No.1631414 Report

Quoted By:

>>1631217
elf aquamancer
>>1631230
elf peasant

Jeffrey

Jeffrey ID:nheI5tG5 Mon 31 Jul 2017 20:16:55 No.1631469 Report

Quoted By: >>1631485

Rollo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bj+v8k9c Mon 31 Jul 2017 20:18:35 No.1631485 Report

Quoted By:

>>1631469
Highwayman

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RCR7tGeR Mon 31 Jul 2017 20:22:04 No.1631510 Report

Quoted By:

Roll

elf peasant 70/70 100g lvl1 0/10

elf peasant 70/70 100g lvl1 0/10 ID:kvXrGOts Mon 31 Jul 2017 20:24:53 No.1631535 Report

Quoted By:

what the fuck is up

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