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Anonymous ID:BsKq4imG Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:13:12 No.1627936 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1627974 >>1628004 >>1628021 >>1628068 >>1628085 >>1628178 >>1628403 >>1628981 >>1629352 >>1629375 >>1630986 >>1630992

Do you Americans really not have these
Because I feel really bad for you if you don't

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:W5PdV40p Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:13:58 No.1627943 Report

Quoted By: >>1627949 >>1627974 >>1628178 >>1628366 >>1629375

Do you Americans really not have these
Because I feel really bad for you if you don't

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2RyYp9Mu Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:14:45 No.1627949 Report

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Pretty sure we do, but we call them something else. Can't think of it off of the top of my head.

>>1627943
Wew lad. Hilarious and original.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:i3KaIrlp Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:14:51 No.1627952 Report

Quoted By: >>1627968 >>1628000 >>1628366

Do you Americans really not have these
Because I feel really bad for you if you don't

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:HYPHT7Ks Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:15:49 No.1627962 Report

Quoted By: >>1627968 >>1628366

Do you Americans really not have these
Because I feel really bad for you if you don't

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2RyYp9Mu Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:16:55 No.1627968 Report

Quoted By: >>1627971 >>1627979

>>1627952
Not exactly that, but we have something called a Wonderball, similar concept.

>>1627962
C'mon, you know full well that Americans have imported cheese. Stop being stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W5PdV40p Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:17:37 No.1627971 Report

Quoted By: >>1627973 >>1627992 >>1628016

>>1627968
why are you taking our shitposting seriously

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2RyYp9Mu Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:17:50 No.1627973 Report

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>>1627971
I'm that bored.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1zH/ertO Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:17:53 No.1627974 Report

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>>1627943
Seconded. Even if you have several other ways to heat water.

>>1627936
Eh. If you have a party-mix of assorted sweets that include Maltesers, they're usually the ones that nobody picks until all the other ones are gone.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HYPHT7Ks Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:18:37 No.1627979 Report

Quoted By: >>1627987

>>1627968
This is not imported cheese, this is Fourme d'Ambert

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2RyYp9Mu Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:19:30 No.1627987 Report

Quoted By: >>1628018

>>1627979
Wow, almost like it's a Franch cheese that America would have to import.

>Franch education

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6ls/FJ4J Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:20:05 No.1627990 Report

Quoted By: >>1628002 >>1628366

Do Americans really not have these any more?
Because I feel really bad for you if you dont

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:nsBD1j/N Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:20:33 No.1627992 Report

Quoted By: >>1628002 >>1628366

>>1627971
Because they are Americans?

I also heard they don't have these
I'd feel really bad for them if they don't

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1zH/ertO Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:21:45 No.1628000 Report

Quoted By: >>1628010 >>1628075 >>1628597 >>1628966 >>1629370 >>1629425

>>1627952
I read that they're illegal in the US, because it's against the law to have non-edibles (like the little toys) inside something edible and some kid choked on one of these after eating it whole.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2RyYp9Mu Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:21:57 No.1628002 Report

Quoted By: >>1628017 >>1628024

>>1627990
Of course we still have niggers. Are you actually an inbred retard?

>>1627992
Why do you Erucucks love your stinky cheese so much? Wow.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v4bQxk1p Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:22:05 No.1628004 Report

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>>1627936
>a Milky Way is called 3 Musketeers in America
>Americans have a chocolate bar called Milky Way that's something entirely different

How do you fuck this up so bad amerilads?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ydyYLAHO Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:22:50 No.1628008 Report

Quoted By:

Wtf, that's literally whoppers.

We got that shit here.

You just got some bootleg version.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nsBD1j/N Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:23:00 No.1628010 Report

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>>1628000
There are instructions on the fucking thing saying it's not for kids under 3 or something

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mSaxRyqW Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:24:01 No.1628016 Report

Quoted By: >>1628366

>>1627971
Do Americans really not have this? Because I feel really bad for them if they don't.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6ls/FJ4J Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:24:03 No.1628017 Report

Quoted By: >>1628029 >>1628032

>>1628002
Slaves you spunk muffin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HYPHT7Ks Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:24:31 No.1628018 Report

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>>1627987
Feel bad for you, fourme d'ambert is very nice. It gives good, unique and unexpected tastes to burgers.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4UVexuMX Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:25:03 No.1628021 Report

Quoted By:

>>1627936
yes. we sell them by the bucket

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nsBD1j/N Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:25:21 No.1628024 Report

Quoted By: >>1628033

>>1628002
Because we didn't racemix with non whites and can actually eat dairy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2RyYp9Mu Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:25:39 No.1628029 Report

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>>1628017
>implying we still don't have slaves

Most criminals and felons are slaves to the state, doing menial labor like waste management, litter pick up, and factory work.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1zH/ertO Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:26:16 No.1628032 Report

Quoted By:

>>1628017
In the US they're called "waiters".

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2RyYp9Mu Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:26:17 No.1628033 Report

Quoted By:

>>1628024
>can actually eat dairy
Are you implying Americans don't eat cheese when we put it on nearly EVERYTHING?

Grease, just stop trying.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ksMESmCo Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:26:43 No.1628037 Report

Quoted By: >>1628047 >>1628062

This confuses the American.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2RyYp9Mu Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:27:45 No.1628047 Report

Quoted By: >>1628053 >>1628071 >>1629480

>>1628037
That would be a bit weird. Smarties in the US are just pressed sugar. Those are closer to M&Ms.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W5PdV40p Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:28:24 No.1628053 Report

Quoted By: >>1628066

>>1628047
he's calling americans stupid, dumb cunt

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ydyYLAHO Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:29:32 No.1628062 Report

Quoted By: >>1628256

>>1628037
Lol what is that?

It looks like bigger M&M's.

OH COOL STORY BY THE WAY.

My town makes M&M's

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2RyYp9Mu Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:30:01 No.1628066 Report

Quoted By:

>>1628053
I guess? What's with your weird dislike of America? Got BTFO too hard one day or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OZxmBCWO Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:30:11 No.1628068 Report

Quoted By:

>>1627936
They were just given to me for free at Six Flags, never seen them before, but I'm a fan. My guess is that they're just starting to market them here.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qoq/adT7 Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:30:51 No.1628071 Report

Quoted By: >>1628094 >>1628106

>>1628047
they look like m&ms but don't taste like m&ms

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CQplRM1H Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:31:18 No.1628075 Report

Quoted By:

>>1628000
I've never heard of anyone choking on these here, are american kids fucking dumb?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vSB8fKHE Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:32:45 No.1628085 Report

Quoted By:

>>1627936
I used to be addicted to those when I ate them for the first time, which in turn made me hate them because I didn't have any self-control.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qYfIFYvQ Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:33:21 No.1628090 Report

Quoted By: >>1628104

Hate us cus they ain't us. I'd also be a little jealous if I didn't live in the Greatest Country on Earth.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1zH/ertO Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:33:23 No.1628091 Report

Quoted By: >>1628124 >>1629505

Is this true by the way? Never had it myself.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4155658/The-real-reason-American-chocolate-tastes-terrible.html

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ksMESmCo Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:34:06 No.1628094 Report

Quoted By: >>1628106

>>1628071
The dyes have a distinct, unenjoyable flavour.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1zH/ertO Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:34:55 No.1628104 Report

Quoted By:

>>1628090
All Americans I've ever met (personally) were absolutely nice and awesome people.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2RyYp9Mu Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:35:13 No.1628106 Report

Quoted By:

>>1628071
>>1628094
Wow, what's even the point then? I would just get Hershey's Kisses or equivalent.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:i3KaIrlp Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:37:29 No.1628124 Report

Quoted By:

>>1628091
i had it a couple of years ago and it's just average chocolate

OP ID:5bNDxicQ Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:45:11 No.1628178 Report

Quoted By:

>>1627936
we do

>>1627943
*Virtually pats head*
love you manxy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kCsDIyyu Mon 31 Jul 2017 15:57:07 No.1628256 Report

Quoted By:

>>1628062
They are much smaller than m&ms you dumb yank

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BsKq4imG Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:12:43 No.1628366 Report

Quoted By: >>1628442

>>1627943
>>1627952
>>1627962
>>1627990
>>1627992
>>1628016
Did I just create a new /bant/ meme?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:eGbnpdXk Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:17:02 No.1628403 Report

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>>1627936
Well, we do. Just got them recently. I lived in the UK for 6 years, so I had had them beforehand. Burgerland has also started getting some Cadbury products, but not to the same degree that other countries have. I remember the variation of Haribo gummies also being larger in Europe.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+5dKxi1a Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:22:01 No.1628442 Report

Quoted By: >>1628453 >>1628524

>>1628366
Idk. If it breaks out of this thread maybe. It just has to not be really short lived.
Like my pasta I created once.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+5dKxi1a Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:23:15 No.1628453 Report

Quoted By: >>1628524

>>1628442
(My pasta definetly was short lived)

I am !SImoN04.aU

I am !SImoN04.aU ID:NTCyq1kk Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:30:13 No.1628524 Report

Quoted By:

>>1628442
>>1628453
Rip

Faggot OP

Faggot OP ID:uqIUPPHV Mon 31 Jul 2017 16:36:05 No.1628597 Report

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>>1628000
Even so, only fucking faggot Europeans would think a "surprise bust in the mouth" would be a quaint little experience for kids. Too busy projecting their cock sucking skills onto the future generations

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ImlDVioE Mon 31 Jul 2017 17:16:07 No.1628966 Report

Quoted By:

>>1628000
Natural selection

!CumBENIS4c

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!CumBENIS4c ID:iNzDhPsR Mon 31 Jul 2017 17:17:47 No.1628981 Report

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>>1627936
we have these

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kYD5QM7+ Mon 31 Jul 2017 17:23:42 No.1629029 Report

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Do you Americans really not have these
Because I feel really bad for you if you don't

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:N9PMLc/M Mon 31 Jul 2017 17:25:43 No.1629038 Report

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Do you Americans really not have these
Because I feel really bad for you if you don't

!CumBENIS4c

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!CumBENIS4c ID:iNzDhPsR Mon 31 Jul 2017 17:27:21 No.1629054 Report

Quoted By: >>1629057 >>1629065

Do you Americans really not have these
Because I feel really bad for you if you don't

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N9PMLc/M Mon 31 Jul 2017 17:27:47 No.1629057 Report

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>>1629054
DELET

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:CQplRM1H Mon 31 Jul 2017 17:28:36 No.1629065 Report

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>>1629054

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xKF2eKcm Mon 31 Jul 2017 17:53:33 No.1629352 Report

Quoted By:

>>1627936
They're called Whoppers in America. But yeah they're pretty good with coffee.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i3KaIrlp Mon 31 Jul 2017 17:56:07 No.1629370 Report

Quoted By:

>>1628000
how the fuck do you swallow that yellow capsule?
darwinism has its place

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2XMdI2PC Mon 31 Jul 2017 17:56:20 No.1629375 Report

Quoted By:

>>1627936
we have whoppers
>>1627943
i do have that but its really fucking dirty and has black on the bottom from being used so much

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K3R3Xmmf Mon 31 Jul 2017 18:01:11 No.1629425 Report

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>>1628000
I didn't know they weren't in the US. We have them in Canada so I just assumed that they had them as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K3R3Xmmf Mon 31 Jul 2017 18:05:17 No.1629480 Report

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>>1628047
Your smarties are called rockets in Canada, btw.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K3R3Xmmf Mon 31 Jul 2017 18:07:52 No.1629505 Report

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>>1628091
It is easily the worst chocolate here. Hershey Kisses are absolutely vile. Even the cheap ass chocolate that department stores sell at easter is better than Hershey.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:n58X9lFd Mon 31 Jul 2017 18:13:54 No.1629567 Report

Quoted By: >>1630944

have any westerners been to bulgaria and partook in our cuisine?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k5E/VLeG Mon 31 Jul 2017 19:24:13 No.1630944 Report

Quoted By: >>1631020

>>1629567
What is that, a meat pie? I wouldn't mind going to Bulgaria, ya'll got some pretty mountains.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PF7cwEWG Mon 31 Jul 2017 19:28:29 No.1630986 Report

Quoted By:

>>1627936
They're called Whoppers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nhPoqhsi Mon 31 Jul 2017 19:29:12 No.1630992 Report

Quoted By:

>>1627936
We have them, they're just called "Whoppers" here and are a different brand

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n58X9lFd Mon 31 Jul 2017 19:31:36 No.1631020 Report

Quoted By: >>1631063

>>1630944
yeah, sort of, except it's not made from pie crust, but from a hollowed out loaf of bread with the top cut off and some cheee grated over it. are you from the south?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k5E/VLeG Mon 31 Jul 2017 19:35:01 No.1631063 Report

Quoted By: >>1631111

>>1631020
Yeah, from Texas. Probably one of the reasons I like mountains is because it's flatter than an Irishman's preference in asses around here.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n58X9lFd Mon 31 Jul 2017 19:40:13 No.1631111 Report

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>>1631063
bet you'll miss the flatness if you ever move out. i grew up in a plain and now i live in a mountainous area and it just gets oppressive after a time, the way they loom over you. i miss being able to see the horizon. but the mountains are definitely great for hiking and camping. and i've heard people who've grown up in mountainous areas say they miss the mountains because the plain is boring.

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