being toilet must be really difficult

knowning the fact that your entire life is devoted to being a white shiny ceramic bathroom furniture for the purpose of constant human defecation. your entire life experience consists of standing still waiting for someone to come over to do their dirty job such as shot beam of yellow liquid, blast a stinky bomb and jettison the browny load into you, then they forcefully flush that shit into you swallowing the whole thing with horrifying smell and taste. and the worst part is that you can do literally nothing about it, not even call for help, not even run away. you can't even kill yourself. you are immobilized pointless doomed object

I hope no one reincarnates into this lifetime adomination