Half-assing your way through life is a surefire way to incur unintended consequences upon yourself, some of which can be potentially deadly. In all actions taken by man, there lies some risk of mortality. Take for example, something mundane, like trimming your nose hairs. Life, your life specifically, is hanging in the balance each time you probe about the entrance of your nose with those scissors. Each movement toward your nose carries the risk of the pair of scissors going too far up your nose and piercing your brain, killing you. Remember to practice caution in everything you do, or you may die a humiliating and ridiculous death.