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I love getting my degree in HR

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 14:36:01 No.16321772 View View Reply Original Report

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I just get to fuck with you poorfags ahahahahah
I hope youi aren't a ugly manlet ahahahahah

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 14:38:25 No.16321773 Report

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>>16321772
>"degree in HR"
why are pakis so fucking stupid
can't even LARP right

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 14:39:03 No.16321774 Report

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>>16321772
To be frank this this is retarded
>appeasing employer with personal purchases

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 14:39:44 No.16321775 Report

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>>16321772
>ugly manlet
no I'm not Asian or brown.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 14:41:11 No.16321776 Report

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I would've sent this image reply to the HR department.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 14:43:33 No.16321777 Report

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>>16321772
that letter in even the jewsa would get your employer sued into providing you not just a new car but a new home and vacation for six months as well. in canada though you'd probably have to show up to your anal inspection, penis inspection and car dealer lot immediately to buy a vehicle at 28% interest

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 14:45:28 No.16321778 Report

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>>16321772
This can't be real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 14:46:11 No.16321779 Report

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>>16321772
I commute in a 2001 Corolla. Gets decent mileage, reliable and has heat, AC and a radio. I do pretty well for myself but don't see the reason to spend almost a grand a month on a new car or truck just to drive my ass to work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 14:47:29 No.16321780 Report

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>>16321778
it isn't. they'd never put something like this in writing, they'd just ask about it in person inconspicuously
the reason they care for non-sales positions if they don't want desperate people who would sell company secrets for money

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 14:48:45 No.16321781 Report

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>>16321772
There's no way this is real.
If I got this letter I would proceed to secretly get another job and pretend to work that job for as long as possible until they realized they'd paid me for 6 months to do nothing and fired me.
I would "accidentally" wipe their databases on the way out and take a fat shit in the photocopier, closing the lid on it firmly so the feces would pancake deeply into the machinery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 14:49:16 No.16321782 Report

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>>16321772
This letter is highly suspect. When hiring, it is not allowable to ask about one's car. You may only inquire if the person has reliable transportation. Anything else is an EEOC violation. To extrapolate, it makes sense that as long as the employee is on time for work, their method of transportation continues to be a non-issue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 14:50:07 No.16321783 Report

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As you may know, a vehicle is a tool used to transport a person from point A to point B, aesthetics are down to personal taste and our company does not in any way gain value from me owning a better looking car, I'll also have you know I regularily check up on maintenance and ensure the car's internals are in perfect working condition. I'll also have you know every car made in the last 20 years looks like complete dogshit if I could afford one I'd buy a 1990s Nissan GTR and you'd still complain.

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 14:50:51 No.16321784 Report

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Lads
Why are normies so evil?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 14:52:30 No.16321785 Report

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>>16321772
My answer would be. Not that its any of their concern as my credit report would show but that i havent upgraded my car not because of lack of financial capability but because it still runs and is reliable until it breaks down and is no longer economical to fix or better and cheaper EVs come out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 14:52:46 No.16321786 Report

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>>16321772
Enjoy the discrimination lawsuit faggot, any attorney worth their salt should have this man set for life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 14:54:21 No.16321787 Report

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>>16321784
You saw it with Covid. People will do unspeakable things if they're told by their "betters" that what they do and say is moral and just.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 14:55:05 No.16321788 Report

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>>16321772

Subject: Personal matter

Response: Personal matter fuck off asap or I will visit you in the shower.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 14:59:32 No.16321789 Report

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>>16321772
Post the car.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 15:01:21 No.16321790 Report

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>>16321780
>they'd never put something like this in writing
this. I'd go a step further and wonder if the HR goons had a financial relationship with the local dealers to push their employees into buying new cars.
>if you only knew how bad things really are

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 15:01:36 No.16321791 Report

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>>16321789

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 15:02:27 No.16321792 Report

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>>16321791
There's no way this can be a real email. What kind of corporation is it?

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 15:02:36 No.16321793 Report

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>>16321772
>still on a high from a letter typed 34 months ago

You are alright, anon. I enjoyed this slide thread larp but it doesn't change the fact that Ye is turning your dogs against you kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 15:05:25 No.16321794 Report

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>>16321776
>sitting in passenger seat
>still drives

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 15:05:41 No.16321795 Report

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I drive a 10 year old car and I have hundreds of thousands of dollars in my account because I didn't buy a new car every few years.

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 15:07:52 No.16321796 Report

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>>16321789

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 15:07:56 No.16321797 Report

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>>16321772
Based HR roastie

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 15:08:59 No.16321798 Report

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>>16321776
Sam Walton (founder of Walmart) drove a shitbox 50/60s rust bucket pickup truck with a tied-down giant CB antenna that had a tennis ball on the end.

This letter has to be fake because VPs don’t give two shits about the “little people” to even see their vehicles. If this LARP was even trying to remotely be true, they’d have signed it as some middle manager faggot or something.

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 15:09:28 No.16321799 Report

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>>16321796
Oppsie

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 15:13:49 No.16321800 Report

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>>16321798
Sam Walton was actually a pretty interesting guy. Too bad his kids drove his company into the ground.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 15:15:17 No.16321801 Report

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>>16321772
>Jan 2020

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 15:16:37 No.16321802 Report

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>>16321772
post tits or GTFO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 15:16:53 No.16321803 Report

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I have a Science Degree and a Business Degree and HR was easily the most braindead subject I ever had to study right next to Marketing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 15:18:59 No.16321804 Report

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>>16321772
there's no hr degree you fucking mong

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q6VcS+yi Mon 17 Oct 2022 15:28:10 No.16321883 Report

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>>16321804
It's called a degree in Management.

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Anonymous ID:zixhPZLQ Mon 17 Oct 2022 15:28:28 No.16321884 Report

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>>16321772
HR roasties deserve to be decapitated.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MsSVlNE7 Mon 17 Oct 2022 16:26:44 No.16322128 Report

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>>16321797
i like at the end she implies she is childless and is jealous of people who have kids

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Kho8cmpt Mon 17 Oct 2022 21:47:05 No.16323530 Report

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>>16321772
die

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