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It's so painfully obvious when the brainlets try and frame me that being blase about it and not doing what they do to me is getting pretty stale.
Maybe I'd enjoy framing other people, like they do? How would I know unless I started doing big things involving framing people just to see their point of view?
>jk they are absolute dipshits and I lavish a day in court or a stabbing or shooting attempt, as the the adventure will be unreal. Best thing is I'd just 100% tell the truth and depending on how serious the stabbing is, I'd take the oppertunity to try and cut someones head off and then explain to the police that I didn't know what was happening and the only logical thing to me at the time was preserve the head of the attacker so that at some point in the future they could maybe figure it out
#IfYourAgencyDoesntHaveARetainerOnYourAgentsHeadsAreYouEvenARealAgency
#WeCantBotherToWorkOutTheShitYouHaveCreatedSoWereJustGoingToDismissYouWithTheLegalObligationToLeaveAllYourNeuronsToScienceSoWeCanPeaceTogetherWhatTheFuckWeWerePayingYouForAtSomePointInTheFuture
