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Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 01:59:47 No.16337340 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>16337341 >>16337342 >>16337348 >>16337349 >>16337350 >>16337353 >>16337359 >>16337363 >>16337364 >>16337368 >>16337369 >>16337378 >>16337382 >>16337385 >>16337388 >>16337390 >>16337391 >>16337393 >>16337394

The jews want me to be a type 2 but I'm consistently a type 4.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:01:03 No.16337341 Report

Quoted By: >>16337375

>>16337340
>type 8
>walmart sharting
this is peak shitting

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:01:09 No.16337342 Report

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>>16337340
they want you to be a 7 and morbidly obese

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:01:55 No.16337343 Report

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I didn't even know there was a fourth type of diabeetus.

adolf hitler

adolf hitler Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:02:23 No.16337344 Report

Quoted By: >>16337345 >>16337381 >>16337428

lmfao the littl e poops looll

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:03:42 No.16337345 Report

Quoted By: >>16337389

>>16337344
I used to get those eating rice and bread kek, now im 4

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:03:45 No.16337346 Report

Quoted By: >>16337365

God has forsaken me with type 3s. The ridges.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:04:10 No.16337347 Report

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I need to drink more water.
hard to keep on it when the weather cools

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:04:46 No.16337348 Report

Quoted By:

>>16337340
Finally a decent thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:05:25 No.16337349 Report

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>>16337340
I'm constantly between a 5 and 6 unless I eat a ridiculous amount of food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:06:03 No.16337350 Report

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>>16337340
My type isn't on here. It's like a few small fours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:06:35 No.16337351 Report

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I have crohns and once I pooped out a giant turd but my colon was actually disconnected from my intestines so it was like a left over turd in there. Felt amazing. Six months later I got the colostomy reversed and I don’t miss the bag but I miss not having to poop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:07:47 No.16337352 Report

Quoted By: >>16337355

Just did a type 4, three of them like sausages. Not hard enough imho but I'm getting there. I want it to be hard enough so when it launches out of my ass it goes right down the pipe and you look in the bowl and there's nothing there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:07:50 No.16337353 Report

Quoted By: >>16337354 >>16337356 >>16337358 >>16337362

>>16337340
What's it mean when you shit out something bright orange that looks like some kind of spongey slime mold?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:09:13 No.16337354 Report

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>>16337353
Means you are gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:09:17 No.16337355 Report

Quoted By: >>16337357

>>16337352
Slightly more fiber and a bit less water

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:09:47 No.16337356 Report

Quoted By: >>16337361 >>16337373

>>16337353
Leaky gut

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:09:58 No.16337357 Report

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>>16337355
Got it king. Thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:11:05 No.16337358 Report

Quoted By: >>16337373

>>16337353
better go get a colonscopy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:11:05 No.16337359 Report

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>>16337340
You will make the stool and you will be lumpy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:11:23 No.16337360 Report

Quoted By: >>16337366

I have 5-6

How do I get 4

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:12:13 No.16337361 Report

Quoted By:

>>16337356
leaky gut tends to be something they label when they can't determine a cause but know something is wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:12:23 No.16337362 Report

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>>16337353
It means you forgot about something you put in your ass when you were drunk.
Or digestive issues and a bunch of carrots, sweet potatoes, thyme, or some other food mixed with intense gas.
It's not normal, but not impossible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:12:34 No.16337363 Report

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>>16337340
Type 1 pew pew pew pew pew pew bang popopopopopoPOP

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:12:42 No.16337364 Report

Quoted By: >>16337367 >>16337371 >>16337372

>>16337340
I have 2 most of the time... How do you get to 4? pls respond

I don't eat slop or seed oils but I eat a lot of rice. Pls help

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:13:02 No.16337365 Report

Quoted By: >>16337438

>>16337346
Wtf are you complaining about? Those no-wipers are glorious, bud.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:13:07 No.16337366 Report

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>>16337360
What do you eat on a daily basis? Specify even the random stuff matters and how much water you drink too

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:13:12 No.16337367 Report

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>>16337364
You only want type 4 because it feels like a dick in your ass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:13:13 No.16337368 Report

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>>16337340
This thread is the shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:13:22 No.16337369 Report

Quoted By: >>16337376

>>16337340
Now this is a proper political thread where we can talk shit about different shit. What are the political implications of constantly shitting types 5-7

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:13:27 No.16337370 Report

Quoted By: >>16337389

anyone ever had a solid shit and you go to wipe and there's nothing there?

ghost wipes are the best feeling ever

where you go to wipe and theres nothing there

I wish I had them more often

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:13:41 No.16337371 Report

Quoted By:

>>16337364
drink water and increase fiber

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:13:56 No.16337372 Report

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>>16337364
Its because youre eating too much fibre and not enough meat, eat slightly less

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:14:05 No.16337373 Report

Quoted By: >>16337379

>>16337358
>>16337356
If it happens again maybe I'll get it checked out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:14:22 No.16337374 Report

Quoted By: >>16337377 >>16337380 >>16337383 >>16337384 >>16337388

I haven´t looked at my own shit since I was a child.
It´s fucking gross.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:14:56 No.16337375 Report

Quoted By:

>>16337341
I defy the jews so hard that I am consistently a 1, like a fucking rabbit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:15:01 No.16337376 Report

Quoted By:

>>16337369
You eat too much goyslop

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:15:31 No.16337377 Report

Quoted By:

>>16337374
Ok, princess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:15:39 No.16337378 Report

Quoted By:

>>16337340

Fuck I just saw this chart at the doctors

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:16:17 No.16337379 Report

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>>16337373
Good. But dont take any of their medication unless you need to go in for surgery and they hand you pain relievers. Alot of this stuff can be cured by doing an elimination diet and fasting

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:17:12 No.16337380 Report

Quoted By: >>16337386

>>16337374
but germans have a poo shelf in the toilet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:17:17 No.16337381 Report

Quoted By:

>>16337344
Im doing a type 6 as I post this
Serves me right for getting a whole footlong from subway

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:18:03 No.16337382 Report

Quoted By: >>16337387

>>16337340
I love the fact that most of the time I wipe it was for naught

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:18:04 No.16337383 Report

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>>16337374
You should do it more, your skin and your shit are your bodies alarm system. Something bad could be going on inside without you even knowing unless you checked your shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:18:14 No.16337384 Report

Quoted By: >>16337386

>>16337374
>checks flag

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:18:26 No.16337385 Report

Quoted By:

>>16337340
reading thru that made me gag worst then a andy log meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:19:05 No.16337386 Report

Quoted By:

>>16337380
Only Boomers.
>>16337384
Kek. I´m only half-German, so I´m only into piss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:19:06 No.16337387 Report

Quoted By:

>>16337382
bc ur bf cleans it for u first

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:19:54 No.16337388 Report

Quoted By:

>>16337374
Faggot.
>>16337340
5.5 master race checking in. I love pooping, I love smelling my own farts and I wipe which ever direction I please. The jew can not control me with their patented toilet fountain technology. Also fuck you janny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:19:54 No.16337389 Report

Quoted By:

>>16337370
Its so good i love them too anon, needing to wipe like 14 times a session is fucking terrible however
>>16337345

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:20:09 No.16337390 Report

Quoted By: >>16337411

>>16337340
Type 7 reporting in. It's like wet chocolate mousse. Haven't had a solid shit in years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:21:32 No.16337391 Report

Quoted By: >>16337411

>>16337340
Type 7 right now. Somebody please put me out of my misery.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:22:53 No.16337392 Report

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Sometimes when I do a #2 I don’t have to wipe, ghost shits are a special gift

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:23:13 No.16337393 Report

Quoted By: >>16337407

>>16337340
I'm type 7 all the time because i don't eat carbs and always in a keto state.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:24:12 No.16337394 Report

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>>16337340

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hgE9EXm8 Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:27:02 No.16337403 Report

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I hate Jannies so much, holy shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DLSCTqPL Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:27:35 No.16337407 Report

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>>16337393
Youre not eating enough fat, its typicially 1:2 protein/fat in grams. 1:1 if you want to lose weight, but never go lower than that or you will be doing 7s for weeks until you change up what youre eating

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DLSCTqPL Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:29:23 No.16337411 Report

Quoted By:

>>16337390
>>16337391
Inflammation. Do an elmination diet to find out the cause, it was spices and all reactive vegetables (onions, garlic, peppers) for me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hgE9EXm8 Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:32:05 No.16337417 Report

Quoted By: >>16337422 >>16337436

Guys, whenever I shit, it´s like I´m wiping a sharpie.
It won´t stop. It´s not even a litte bit that´s left.
It´s like whenever I shit, a bit of shit just gets stuck at the end of my bowels, and wiping doesn´t do shit.
I´ve tried fiber, but it doesn´t help.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UFoW2IFI Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:33:35 No.16337422 Report

Quoted By: >>16337429

>>16337417
drink a bottle of milk of magnesia itll help i guarantee it

adolf hitler

adolf hitler ID:X5hk5a/8 Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:37:41 No.16337428 Report

Quoted By:

>>16337344
hey that's me lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZhQUrGy6 Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:38:03 No.16337429 Report

Quoted By: >>16337432

>>16337422
If you drink a cup of milk of amnesia, you forget you took a shit. No problems.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:UFoW2IFI Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:39:17 No.16337432 Report

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>>16337429
yeah you gotta make sure to do this too because once the day's over there will be nothing left in your bowels
PDGAY captcha

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DLSCTqPL Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:40:22 No.16337436 Report

Quoted By:

>>16337417
Leaky gut from inflammation and not enough fibre.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KGQ4/n3R Thu 20 Oct 2022 02:41:45 No.16337438 Report

Quoted By:

>>16337365
You should always wipe your ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3pbnYCZ Thu 20 Oct 2022 08:04:55 No.16338266 Report

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