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>be me, true blue aussie battler
>out walking me pet dingo
>see some sheila sitting in the park with her kangaroo
>this sheila is a bloody ripper
>I walk up to her to see if I could possible score a root
>as I get closer she say "what the fuck you lookin at cunt? you got any durries?"
>I reach into my pocket and give her one of me winnie blues rollies
>"cheers cunt" she says
>after this, I knew I had to make her me misses
>I ask her if she wants to head to the bowlo for a schooey or two
>"fuckin oath reckon we head down there now"
>call up work and chuck a sickie boss calls me a bludger but she'll be right
>jump on her roo and hop down to the bowlo
>we have some quality tucker at the pub and get into a blue cos some cunt spilt his vb on me good flano
>grab a couple of take away longies and hit the frog nd toad
>full as a boot on the way home i have a blow out on me favorite set of pluggas
>"strewth, thats gotta give ya the shits" she says
>call into the servo to grab a more smokes
>get home and start feeling abit how ya going
>nothing a few billies cant fix
>sit around gettin on the piss with old love and she asks me if I want a gobby
>shes polishing my knob while I am jamming her mappa tassie
>by now I am toeir than a roman sandal
>I give her a poke and then head outback for a durrie
>get on the blower and call a few of the blokes around for a barbie
>end up having a few disco bikkies cos the barbie is going off
>wake up in the morning and chuck another sicky, tell the boss I got bottle flu
>get some maccas and sit a home smoking cones with old love all day
and that is how I meet my wife, we have 2 ankle biters together now and couldn't be more stoked
>out walking me pet dingo
>see some sheila sitting in the park with her kangaroo
>this sheila is a bloody ripper
>I walk up to her to see if I could possible score a root
>as I get closer she say "what the fuck you lookin at cunt? you got any durries?"
>I reach into my pocket and give her one of me winnie blues rollies
>"cheers cunt" she says
>after this, I knew I had to make her me misses
>I ask her if she wants to head to the bowlo for a schooey or two
>"fuckin oath reckon we head down there now"
>call up work and chuck a sickie boss calls me a bludger but she'll be right
>jump on her roo and hop down to the bowlo
>we have some quality tucker at the pub and get into a blue cos some cunt spilt his vb on me good flano
>grab a couple of take away longies and hit the frog nd toad
>full as a boot on the way home i have a blow out on me favorite set of pluggas
>"strewth, thats gotta give ya the shits" she says
>call into the servo to grab a more smokes
>get home and start feeling abit how ya going
>nothing a few billies cant fix
>sit around gettin on the piss with old love and she asks me if I want a gobby
>shes polishing my knob while I am jamming her mappa tassie
>by now I am toeir than a roman sandal
>I give her a poke and then head outback for a durrie
>get on the blower and call a few of the blokes around for a barbie
>end up having a few disco bikkies cos the barbie is going off
>wake up in the morning and chuck another sicky, tell the boss I got bottle flu
>get some maccas and sit a home smoking cones with old love all day
and that is how I meet my wife, we have 2 ankle biters together now and couldn't be more stoked
