*Chudjew walks out of his house*
>Oh my Moshe the weather is wonderful, it's time to play victim again and remind the goym of the holocost!
*sees a dog biting a nickel*
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID KELEV LEAVE THAT SHEKEL ALONE
*tries to snatch the nickel
and the neighbors call the police when they hear him fighting with the dog*
>OY VEY STOP PERSECUTING ME THIS IS LIKE ANUDA SHOA
*bribes the agents and accuses them of antisemitism so they let him go*
*sees a cross on his way and freaks out, shits all over the place*
>OYYYYYYY VEYYYYYYY MORE ANTISEMITISM!!!!
*the worried passerbies take him to the red cross*
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T TAKE ME TO THE GAS CHAMBERS!!!
Nurse: Mr. Chudjak, please stay calm and lie down, Dr. Heydler will be here soon
>Did she say Hitler? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LEAVE ME ALONE I AM INNOCENT YOU ARE PERSECUTING ME HELP ME JEHOVA!!!
>*slaps the nurse, slams the door, and runs away*