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How to make yourself unbearably cute (to me)

nch ID:XmM60Mep Wed 26 Oct 2022 02:47:13 No.16378793 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>16379041 >>16379109 >>16379190

1. Take black paint (or makeup or whatever the hell they call it)
2. Draw around your eyes with it

This is exactly THE reason that pandas and raccoons are cute. It works for humans too!

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Anonymous ID:YYtPMjmH Wed 26 Oct 2022 02:48:25 No.16378797 Report

Quoted By: >>16378802

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Anonymous ID:B+b6yAI8 Wed 26 Oct 2022 02:51:03 No.16378802 Report

Quoted By: >>16378818

>>16378797

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ucP7uC3z Wed 26 Oct 2022 02:55:29 No.16378818 Report

Quoted By: >>16378827

>>16378802
Why do you do it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B+b6yAI8 Wed 26 Oct 2022 02:58:35 No.16378827 Report

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>>16378818
hungery ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FDxQ/vFD Wed 26 Oct 2022 03:59:29 No.16379041 Report

Quoted By: >>16379052 >>16379064

>>16378793
you can accomplish a similar result if you're dissatisfied with your current lover by punching them until the skin surrounding their eyes is darkens in colour

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FDxQ/vFD Wed 26 Oct 2022 04:01:50 No.16379052 Report

Quoted By: >>16379064

>>16379041
i asked my chad brother to confirm this and he says that it works best if you hit her right in the center of her nose near the top because it will cause this to happen to both eyes at the same time and "most whores have noses that are too big anyway"

nch

nch ID:XmM60Mep Wed 26 Oct 2022 04:04:37 No.16379064 Report

Quoted By: >>16379067

>>16379041
>>16379052
I do not think you should do this because it is cruel.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FDxQ/vFD Wed 26 Oct 2022 04:05:00 No.16379067 Report

Quoted By: >>16379104 >>16379107

>>16379064
what if she is into it

nch

nch ID:XmM60Mep Wed 26 Oct 2022 04:12:06 No.16379104 Report

Quoted By: >>16379125

>>16379067
Then it is acceptable and in fact I would encourage it because it would make her cuter, even if it causes bodily harm. The best part is that you can't wash it off, so everyone she saw would know about it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DQf1j9Jf Wed 26 Oct 2022 04:12:10 No.16379107 Report

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>>16379067
then you definitely shouldn't do it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2easDyeD Wed 26 Oct 2022 04:12:53 No.16379109 Report

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>>16378793
>>>/2005/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FDxQ/vFD Wed 26 Oct 2022 04:16:33 No.16379125 Report

Quoted By: >>16379145

>>16379104
why do you think a dark area around the eyes improves cuteness?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ucP7uC3z Wed 26 Oct 2022 04:16:54 No.16379127 Report

Quoted By: >>16379129

Not gonna lie, I got dark circles, not like those disgusting pajeets; I mean they are pleasant enough that I have gotten compliments from girls. They say it makes me look , "mysterious."

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Anonymous ID:FDxQ/vFD Wed 26 Oct 2022 04:18:06 No.16379129 Report

Quoted By: >>16379163

>>16379127
do the girls in question look like this

nch

nch ID:XmM60Mep Wed 26 Oct 2022 04:23:13 No.16379145 Report

Quoted By: >>16379160 >>16379171

>>16379125
I don't know but I think it might have something to do with this: https://www.healthline.com/health/limbal-rings

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ucP7uC3z Wed 26 Oct 2022 04:28:15 No.16379160 Report

Quoted By: >>16379167

>>16379145
This explains why girls like looking at my eyes. I remember one in particular kept making eye contact every moment she was in my line of sight. I also feel like I have them at just the right colour to make myself look naturally sinister. The more I think about it...the more I realize why one girl in called me a "Lady Killer".

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ucP7uC3z Wed 26 Oct 2022 04:30:00 No.16379163 Report

Quoted By: >>16379171

>>16379129
God, I wish. It is just a fictional character, but it actually reminds me of one girl I have in mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ucP7uC3z Wed 26 Oct 2022 04:31:51 No.16379167 Report

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>>16379160
Actually, it doesn't really explain anything. Just one of those pop articles or whatever you call them, tabloid tier. Still, at least I know there is an actual appeal.

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Anonymous ID:FDxQ/vFD Wed 26 Oct 2022 04:34:15 No.16379171 Report

Quoted By: >>16379178

>>16379145
i have been thinking about it nch and i think racoons are in fact not cute and pandas are probably cute because they are basically a non-dangerous version of one of the largest meat-eating animals and they look and act very silly without killing and eating you being on the table you know?
>>16379163
well possibly like a non-fictional kaguya since she finds dark circles around the eyes to be extremely attractive

nch

nch ID:XmM60Mep Wed 26 Oct 2022 04:39:23 No.16379178 Report

Quoted By: >>16379183

>>16379171
Nope. Both species are cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ucP7uC3z Wed 26 Oct 2022 04:41:20 No.16379183 Report

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>>16379178
Nigger.

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Anonymous ID:pTKcdlOy Wed 26 Oct 2022 04:46:27 No.16379190 Report

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>>16378793
so true

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Anonymous ID:exJ6DG5q Wed 26 Oct 2022 07:19:10 No.16379736 Report

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omg so cute am i right sistas

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