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Anonymous ID:gAdWpc5h Tue 01 Aug 2017 10:55:26 No.1638074 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1638182 >>1638185 >>1638547 >>1640560 >>1640778

Hey /bant/ how did you lose your virginity
I'll start
>be me
>16
>Student in Denmark
>We get a qt3.14 Korean exchange student
>Want to fuck her
>She's super shy and doesn't talk to anyone
>Become her only friend
>Find out she's never done drugs or kissed (she went to an all girls school)
>Take her to the freetown of Christiania
>We get high and go to the forest
>Start making out
>She tries sucking my Dick but it didn't fit in her mouth
>Fuck her in the forest on a blanket
>Still stay in touch
Your turn /bant/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dYcS+x6b Tue 01 Aug 2017 11:11:18 No.1638182 Report

Quoted By: >>1638189 >>1640439

>>1638074
>I didn't

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YmZUAwnb Tue 01 Aug 2017 11:11:41 No.1638185 Report

Quoted By: >>1638203 >>1638238 >>1640502

>>1638074
>Be me
>Be 16 and virgin
>Get call from friend "Hey anon, want to come out today?"
>Go out as room was too hot
>Go to park and find stoners sitting down with my friend.
>Sit down with them and talk about random shit
>One girl sitting down is laughing at all my jokes
>I notice all my jokes are actually cringe and I don't know why I'm saying them
>Continue to joke with people and girl still laughs
>Girl sits next to me and says "I'm Charlie,Charlotte, Carol (one of those, it was 11 years ago), you're really funny"
>Throw out arguably the dumbest shit I've ever said
>"You're really Fanny"
>She laughs and gets close
>Day goes on and people leave
>She leans on my shoulder and whispers in my ear
>"Anon, I want to show you something really cool"
>Roll out an "Okay" and go with her
>Takes me to tall bushes
>She gets n00d and invites me to copy
>Feel like I'm in too deep so join
>No johnny fucking for first time
>She gets all shakey and quivery in missionary
>Leg goes spastic and starts flailing
>Switch position so I fuck her from behind on her side
>"Anon, come inside me, I'm on the pill"
>Rub her clit and bite her neck whilst fucking like a Duracell bunny
>She comes and her leg goes wild again
>Foot straight to my nuts
>Kicked so hard I sploodge like a rocket and throw up simultaneously
>Girl screams and then joins in throwing up
>Remember that we are in a park
>Can't get up or cover myself
>She legs it with no clothes
>People come over to help screaming girl who is now running away from me whilst I am a vomiting naked mess
>I crawl deep into thorny bushed whilst holding all clothes
>Get cut up by thorns and start bleeding a bit
>Pass out
>Wake up 4 or so hours later, it's dark now
>Go home with my clothes as well as hers.

We never spoke again.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gAdWpc5h Tue 01 Aug 2017 11:12:21 No.1638189 Report

Quoted By: >>1638201

>>1638182

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dYcS+x6b Tue 01 Aug 2017 11:13:48 No.1638201 Report

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>>1638189
Thanks anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gAdWpc5h Tue 01 Aug 2017 11:14:15 No.1638203 Report

Quoted By:

>>1638185
REDDIT

!CumBENIS4c

!CumBENIS4c ID:77hFuIJV Tue 01 Aug 2017 11:16:02 No.1638226 Report

Quoted By: >>1640458

>be 20
>random girl messages me on myspace
>we have sex the next day

weird time in my life

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gAdWpc5h Tue 01 Aug 2017 11:16:58 No.1638238 Report

Quoted By: >>1641036

>>1638185
I really hope this is real

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sCpdrSv4 Tue 01 Aug 2017 11:53:54 No.1638547 Report

Quoted By:

>>1638074
NORMALBOSSE UD NU

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fgo/mu2H Tue 01 Aug 2017 11:54:45 No.1638557 Report

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normies get out

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Anonymous ID:uLVGSuqk Tue 01 Aug 2017 11:56:04 No.1638566 Report

Quoted By: >>1640394 >>1640415

>as if anyone on /bant/ lost their virginity

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YmZUAwnb Tue 01 Aug 2017 14:59:50 No.1640394 Report

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>>1638566
You are Irish, so you must have; isn't it like a fucking law over there?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cqtcBdtZ Tue 01 Aug 2017 15:04:56 No.1640415 Report

Quoted By:

>>1638566
I lost it to your mom

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6hQ+f+ga Tue 01 Aug 2017 15:05:53 No.1640419 Report

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lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bp8ZUwGi Tue 01 Aug 2017 15:06:51 No.1640426 Report

Quoted By: >>1640907

>Hey /bant/ how did you lose your virginity
I stoppred reading there

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Km9esJEJ Tue 01 Aug 2017 15:09:15 No.1640439 Report

Quoted By:

>>1638182
this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SIvlK1V2 Tue 01 Aug 2017 15:12:44 No.1640458 Report

Quoted By: >>1640489

>>1638226
was the sex as weird

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ym8pE6iU Tue 01 Aug 2017 15:14:18 No.1640472 Report

Quoted By: >>1640496 >>1640830 >>1640837 >>1640982

>be me
>be 17
>start dating cute blonde 8/10
>go to dad's old house and have unprotected sex
>as we leave see gang symbols graffiti'd on wall. wtf?
>a couple weeks later talk to her friend.
>apparently the gang symbols were there because of a conspiracy to murder me and make it look like gang violence. she tricked an ex-boyfriend into helping kill me but I guess they both got freaked out and aborted the plan.
>she wanted to kill me because she thought I was coercing myself upon her.
>she thought this because of my AIM profile with lyrics "Do you want to die? Be my angel."
>baka

!CumBENIS4c

!CumBENIS4c ID:77hFuIJV Tue 01 Aug 2017 15:16:41 No.1640489 Report

Quoted By: >>1640620

>>1640458
at first it was awkward, but then she reached down my pants, grabbed my dick and it was fucking on. nature took over and being a pent up virgin at that age really brought a lot out of me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bp8ZUwGi Tue 01 Aug 2017 15:17:52 No.1640496 Report

Quoted By: >>1640501

>>1640472
Wh-what?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:77hFuIJV Tue 01 Aug 2017 15:18:45 No.1640501 Report

Quoted By: >>1640530

>>1640496
it's pasta

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IQRzVmDI Tue 01 Aug 2017 15:18:57 No.1640502 Report

Quoted By: >>1641036

>>1638185
Is this true? Please tell me this is true

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Anonymous ID:h5JQdaFF Tue 01 Aug 2017 15:19:41 No.1640508 Report

Quoted By: >>1640575 >>1640615

I didnt.
And it's fucking bs I didnt.
>be me
>be 17
>at my best friends house
>playing vidya drinking a bit
>his gf and a friend of her vome over too
>nice night, had lots of fun
>I'm about to leave
>the friend already left
>buddy and his gf wanna fugg
>he asks me for a condom, fucknut didnt have any
>give him the last one I carry around, I didn't think I would need one
>turns out I did
>quick jump ahead
>gf's friend waits at a bus station, I sit down next to her
>she found me actually funny
> I invite her to stay thr night over, my home was like 100m away
>she comes with me
>get home
>we were in the mood
>she asks me if I had a condom
>shit.jpg
>Have to say no, ask her if she takes the pill
>she doesn't
>she gets her stuff and leaves
>a month later
>see her again
>she now has a bf
>tfw I relalize I cockblocked myself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ym8pE6iU Tue 01 Aug 2017 15:23:16 No.1640530 Report

Quoted By: >>1640830

>>1640501
no it's not. i have posted the story before though

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Anonymous ID:7C0agjXW Tue 01 Aug 2017 15:27:32 No.1640560 Report

Quoted By: >>1640615

>>1638074
>losing your virginity
Hah, what a fucking loser.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gAdWpc5h Tue 01 Aug 2017 15:29:07 No.1640575 Report

Quoted By: >>1640630

>>1640508
Dude

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:bp8ZUwGi Tue 01 Aug 2017 15:34:57 No.1640615 Report

Quoted By: >>1640630

>>1640560
This guy even had friends! >>1640508

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SIvlK1V2 Tue 01 Aug 2017 15:35:40 No.1640620 Report

Quoted By: >>1640659

>>1640489
sounds exciting
I shall impatiently bide my time patiently

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h5JQdaFF Tue 01 Aug 2017 15:37:39 No.1640630 Report

Quoted By:

>>1640615
>>1640575
Pls no bulli

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:77hFuIJV Tue 01 Aug 2017 15:42:43 No.1640659 Report

Quoted By: >>1640665

>>1640620
just watch out though. if you're a high T person you will start to slip into insanity if you dont have sex. im not a norman so its a trade off i had to deal with.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SIvlK1V2 Tue 01 Aug 2017 15:44:04 No.1640665 Report

Quoted By: >>1640704

>>1640659
>high T person
>on 4chan
I think I'm good... thanks...

Kebin "Big Fren" !Nash/2q3o6

Kebin "Big Fren" !Nash/2q3o6 ID:77hFuIJV Tue 01 Aug 2017 15:48:39 No.1640704 Report

Quoted By: >>1640754

>>1640665
it had nothing to do with being a shut in
testerone doesnt work like that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SIvlK1V2 Tue 01 Aug 2017 15:55:12 No.1640754 Report

Quoted By: >>1640756 >>1640758

>>1640704
if that's the case then I must be insane everyday
I wanna get laid
like
right now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bp8ZUwGi Tue 01 Aug 2017 15:55:42 No.1640756 Report

Quoted By: >>1640844

>>1640754
You're in the Philipines just buy a hooker

Kebin "Big Fren" !Nash/2q3o6

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Kebin "Big Fren" !Nash/2q3o6 ID:77hFuIJV Tue 01 Aug 2017 15:56:06 No.1640758 Report

Quoted By: >>1640844

>>1640754

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Anonymous ID:3S+N/RgM Tue 01 Aug 2017 15:59:18 No.1640778 Report

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>>1638074
>implying

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WHITE ESL SEXPAT GUY ID:f6G7EAn4 Tue 01 Aug 2017 16:07:41 No.1640830 Report

Quoted By: >>1640946

>>1640472
>>1640530

Where the fuck do you live, dude?

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Anonymous ID:aY21j3AB Tue 01 Aug 2017 16:09:15 No.1640837 Report

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>>1640472
>Do you want to die? Be my angel.
Give it up to me. Do you wanna be my Stelter?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SIvlK1V2 Tue 01 Aug 2017 16:10:15 No.1640844 Report

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>>1640758
plucked the image out of my reaction folder, fren

>>1640756
if when I turn 23 and still a virgin then I'll consider it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jrL0QDxB Tue 01 Aug 2017 16:17:58 No.1640907 Report

Quoted By:

>>1640426
>>Hey /bant/ how did you lose your virginity
>I stoppred reading there
stopped reading there

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ym8pE6iU Tue 01 Aug 2017 16:22:44 No.1640946 Report

Quoted By: >>1641019

>>1640830
I was living in Daytona beach, Florida.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Stkpbhhb Tue 01 Aug 2017 16:24:52 No.1640961 Report

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We were making out then she reached over and put her hand on my dick and i immediately came and started farting.

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Anonymous ID:qOlK3tuD Tue 01 Aug 2017 16:27:12 No.1640975 Report

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>be me
>be virgin
ok, that was a long one, wasn't it?

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Anonymous ID:qOlK3tuD Tue 01 Aug 2017 16:29:08 No.1640982 Report

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>>1640472
>blonde
>gang
Found her!
>pic related

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WHITE ESL SEXPAT GUY ID:f6G7EAn4 Tue 01 Aug 2017 16:33:34 No.1641019 Report

Quoted By:

>>1640946

>florida
Alright, carry on then.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YmZUAwnb Tue 01 Aug 2017 16:38:18 No.1641036 Report

Quoted By:

>>1638238
>>1640502
It is true, the park was off of the A418, I think there is a hotel nearby.

Every other time went swimmingly in comparison, I've had the occasional 'have sex with someone then they cry about life' affairs, but that's it.

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