>>16385548So it's public knowledge a long while ago there was an issue with several Canadian posters being difficult to tell apart. This ended in a Canadian civil war after the heretic Artyom impersonated Henry impersonating Thomas and Justin ended up getting pulled into the mess as well just by virtue of frequenting similar threads despite having a completely different posting style. Since it's public knowledge and it's also a farce, I won't go into it. All Canadian posters for the past four years have actually been a part of a singular hivemind with an ultimately inscrutable purpose, though several reasonable explanations have been proposed. Whenever a new Canadian appears drones are dispatched to bring them into the fold. All Canadian posters seem to have similar posting styles because they all share the same collective consciousness - that's occam's razor right there
