Me:
>Gnostic Christian magician Esoteric Hitlerist Occultist
>Read over 3000 books
>National Socialist genius
>Have been to the psyche ward over 15 times
>Literal protagonist of our existence
>Monitored 24/7 by the FBI, CIA, NSA, Mossad, and multiple secret societies
>High level targeted individual, so important I have dozens of people following me around everywhere
>10/10 looks
>Shredded
>tall
>incredible orator
>Slept with over 200 different women
>just had sex, fell asleep and had sex in my dreams, so I have sex while awake and asleep, also having sex again later
>I kill who I please
>I shoplift as I please
>I torrent what I please
>I create what I please
>I destroy what I please
>I conquer that which I desire
>I am everyone and I am no one

I'll tell you again, my dear /bant/ers. I'm not the one you want to mess with. I am threat to the demiurge and the NWO. I am a based king and a torchbearer of mankind. One day you will all know my name. It is my destiny to die with honor.