I'm 36 and I can't shoot my jizz far any more.
When I was 17 it would occasionally fly across the room and hit my posters on the wall. I would often hit myself in the face with it whether I was lying down or sitting up.
Now it barely launches. It can just about make it past my belly button. Sometimes it just dribbles out and pools in my hand.
What's happening in my country, bros?