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tsg !!f//FPBrC0Fi ID:lD1r1W23 Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:01:42 No.16420596 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>16420604 >>16420632 >>16420636 >>16421352

i tried a new conditioner last night and the shop foreman told me my hair smells nice no homo so i called him a queer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W8GUI02s Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:02:00 No.16420599 Report

Quoted By: >>16420608

le'ts fuck already

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CIZgLNh6 Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:02:47 No.16420604 Report

Quoted By: >>16420622

>>16420596
So are you going to ask him out?

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Anonymous ID:16wEI7Of Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:02:59 No.16420605 Report

Quoted By: >>16420622

suck his dick allready faggot
also whats up less grumpy today?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CAOkuUZy Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:03:00 No.16420607 Report

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tsg !!f//FPBrC0Fi ID:lD1r1W23 Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:03:08 No.16420608 Report

Quoted By: >>16420614

>>16420599
well that was abrupt...

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!Nigger26/c ID:16wEI7Of Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:04:23 No.16420614 Report

Quoted By: >>16420629

>>16420608
>time flies when ur a faggot

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tsg !!f//FPBrC0Fi ID:lD1r1W23 Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:05:05 No.16420622 Report

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>>16420604
>>16420605
inappropriate workplace behavior also i actually managed to sleep somewhat and im taking multivitamins like candy and a daily probiotic

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tsg !!f//FPBrC0Fi ID:lD1r1W23 Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:05:37 No.16420629 Report

Quoted By: >>16420642

>>16420614
sweet tripfag id my nig

Normie

Normie ID:wqdyGbOb Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:06:10 No.16420632 Report

Quoted By: >>16420693

>>16420596
Aww. Maybe you should have lunch with him. You know test the waters. See if he could be swayed towards your bucci.
What kind of conditioner is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bDwh3k6E Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:06:56 No.16420636 Report

Quoted By: >>16420693

>>16420596
don't be homophobic

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!Nigger26/c ID:5zeaZGYL Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:09:07 No.16420642 Report

Quoted By: >>16420693

>>16420629
its ebin not mine tho some burgerfag gave it to me so should probably get my own soon enough but for the time being this is funny so ill keep it

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Anonymous ID:IIH5/I9K Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:14:28 No.16420680 Report

Quoted By: >>16420692

i just use my sister's shampoo, i've been doing for years and she hasn't noticed
>inb4 nigga just buy your own shampoo
im not going to the store like a lillte shampoo gayboy and standing in line with a bottle of shampoo like everybody look at the gayboy buying shampoo
>inb4 nobody would care
that's what everyone says until you see some gayboy buying shampoo at the supermarket
>inb4 shut the fuck up schizo
fuck off shampoojew im not falling for your shit

!Nigger26/c

!Nigger26/c ID:5zeaZGYL Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:15:47 No.16420692 Report

Quoted By: >>16420697

>>16420680
you sound very insecure shampoofag

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tsg !!f//FPBrC0Fi ID:lD1r1W23 Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:16:04 No.16420693 Report

Quoted By: >>16420702 >>16420707 >>16421036 >>16421046

>>16420632
nah he's old, straight, and ugly. decent people tho. he doesn't care what or who you are as long as you're good with tools.
Dove soothing moisture w/ almond oil for dry hair btw

>>16420636
i am not. that's just the proper response to give him. of course i was like "lol, fag"

>>16420642
i like it. i think it suits you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IIH5/I9K Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:16:41 No.16420697 Report

Quoted By: >>16420710

>>16420692
havent bought a bottle of shampoo in my life doe

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!Nigger26/c ID:5zeaZGYL Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:17:18 No.16420702 Report

Quoted By: >>16420725

>>16420693
why thank you
wait
does that mean you are calling me a nigger?
hol up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bDwh3k6E Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:17:57 No.16420707 Report

Quoted By: >>16420725

>>16420693
you are homophobic i think

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!Nigger26/c ID:5zeaZGYL Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:18:51 No.16420710 Report

Quoted By: >>16421083

>>16420697
i mean i havent either honestly
only parents and gf:s buy those
but uhh, something something some point i had idk

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tsg !!f//FPBrC0Fi ID:lD1r1W23 Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:21:57 No.16420725 Report

Quoted By: >>16420730

>>16420702
no, it's that you casually call everyone else a nigger in what seems to be a semi endearing way

>>16420707
i don't think so

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bDwh3k6E Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:22:59 No.16420730 Report

Quoted By: >>16420745

>>16420725
i disagree

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!Nigger26/c ID:5zeaZGYL Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:24:47 No.16420745 Report

Quoted By: >>16421039

>>16420730
THAT MEANS YOURE GAY

Normie

Normie ID:wqdyGbOb Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:26:14 No.16421036 Report

Quoted By: >>16421079

>>16420693
That’s the best kind of people. You should still take him out for lunch sometime. I’m sure he’d appreciate it. Older people like company. Gets lonely. He could even be a good friend for you. You know get that social life back on easier terms. No risk of him trying to fuck you.
Now the only question is. What does your hair smell like? Almonds? Dove products are great. I use the exfoliating bar soap. My skin is amazingly smooth.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bDwh3k6E Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:27:15 No.16421039 Report

Quoted By:

>>16420745
don't be homophobic

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CIZgLNh6 Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:27:55 No.16421046 Report

Quoted By:

>>16420693
>proper response
Anything else would have been inappropriate workplace behaviour
You should ask him out outside of work

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tsg !!f//FPBrC0Fi ID:lD1r1W23 Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:33:17 No.16421079 Report

Quoted By: >>16421137

>>16421036
he is a friend actually, he and the friend who cockblocked me are the reason i have the job here. they were stuck trying to swap an engine in his front yard years ago and it turned into a "i know a guy" situation. when he heard i left my last job he called me to join the crew.

also im a fan of this conditioner. i was using tresemme before but i think im leaning more towards dove

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IIH5/I9K Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:33:34 No.16421083 Report

Quoted By: >>16421094

>>16420710
you see i have a point, im not insecure doe if i really wanted shampoo i could just order it online and have it sent to my neighbor's front door where i pick it up wearing a disguise while he's at work

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!Nigger26/c ID:5zeaZGYL Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:36:09 No.16421094 Report

Quoted By: >>16421102

>>16421083
i mean or you just go buy some fucking shampoo wtf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IIH5/I9K Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:37:19 No.16421102 Report

Quoted By: >>16421110 >>16421112 >>16421168

>>16421094
but im not gay doe

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tsg !!f//FPBrC0Fi ID:lD1r1W23 Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:37:54 No.16421110 Report

Quoted By: >>16421182

>>16421102
>buying shampoo = gay
nigga wut

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!Nigger26/c ID:5zeaZGYL Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:38:13 No.16421112 Report

Quoted By: >>16421182

>>16421102
can you explain to me exactly what about shampoo is homosexual thanks

Normie

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Normie ID:wqdyGbOb Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:42:17 No.16421137 Report

Quoted By: >>16421168

>>16421079
Tresemme is good shit. Really good. It was always in my household growing up. Took it for granted for a long time when I had to use cheap shampoo.
So you do have a social life but you want more out of someone you would make friends with?
What the heck. I thought you were a no friend lonely sad boi.

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tsg !!f//FPBrC0Fi ID:lD1r1W23 Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:47:50 No.16421168 Report

Quoted By: >>16421348

>>16421137
well we don't really hang out or anything outside of general shop bullshittery and this was also years ago before i stopped socializing. he's invited me out a few times but ive always turned him down. i should hang out sometime, he bought me lunch or given me a couple hundred $$ when ive gone broke.

btw first guy in that pic is >>16421102 buying toiletries

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Anonymous ID:IIH5/I9K Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:51:35 No.16421182 Report

Quoted By: >>16421225

>>16421112
>>16421110
ok fine, for a brief time i lived in a small village in austria, i stayed with this family and they noticed i used their shampoo whenever i showered, they confronted me about it and asked me if i was gay (which im not) i told them no, but shortly after gossip got around town and suddenly everyone thought i was ze übergay for some reason and actual gay people in the village started reaching out to me, i dont know how the fuck it happened but it got so bad i had to leave, plz understand

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tsg !!f//FPBrC0Fi ID:lD1r1W23 Tue 01 Nov 2022 20:57:26 No.16421225 Report

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>>16421182
le plot thickens

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!Nigger26/c ID:5zeaZGYL Tue 01 Nov 2022 21:03:38 No.16421258 Report

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OK SO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR COOKING TONIGHT

Normie

Normie ID:wqdyGbOb Tue 01 Nov 2022 21:18:09 No.16421348 Report

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>>16421168
Honestly it sounds like he’s trying to get at you.
He’s already taking care of you financially. What a cutie!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tD5EDrsS Tue 01 Nov 2022 21:18:38 No.16421352 Report

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>>16420596
hello tsg

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Anonymous ID:LMr+RVbX Tue 01 Nov 2022 21:31:57 No.16421427 Report

Quoted By: >>16421432

sex with anime boys

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bDwh3k6E Tue 01 Nov 2022 21:32:39 No.16421432 Report

Quoted By: >>16421437 >>16421444

>>16421427
don't say that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LMr+RVbX Tue 01 Nov 2022 21:33:35 No.16421437 Report

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>>16421432
sex. with. anime. boys.

Normie

Normie ID:wqdyGbOb Tue 01 Nov 2022 21:35:02 No.16421444 Report

Quoted By: >>16421454

>>16421432
Slamming back beers with Mycroft
Eating assorted foods with Mycroft
Pounding meat for a nice steak for Mycroft
None of these are sexual but you were expecting them to be.

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Anonymous ID:bDwh3k6E Tue 01 Nov 2022 21:36:57 No.16421454 Report

Quoted By: >>16421462

>>16421444
i wasn't expecting anything sexual why would i expect that

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Normie ID:wqdyGbOb Tue 01 Nov 2022 21:38:05 No.16421462 Report

Quoted By: >>16421487

>>16421454
Because Mycroft has a dirty mind. Can’t even hug him without him thinking dirty.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bDwh3k6E Tue 01 Nov 2022 21:42:56 No.16421487 Report

Quoted By: >>16421494

>>16421462
don't post that

Normie

Normie ID:wqdyGbOb Tue 01 Nov 2022 21:45:24 No.16421494 Report

Quoted By: >>16421504

>>16421487
Why

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bDwh3k6E Tue 01 Nov 2022 21:48:16 No.16421504 Report

Quoted By: >>16421525

>>16421494
i can't tell you that

Normie

Normie ID:wqdyGbOb Tue 01 Nov 2022 21:53:54 No.16421525 Report

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>>16421504
Why not? I most know.

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