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Adventure at the package store

ID:fEnd3lch No.1645044 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I've been reminiscing and I thought I'd share.

>be me, 2013
>USN, E-5
>part Cherokee, firewater addiction runs in the family (relevant)
>never drank (also relevant)
>in 'C' school
>getting ready to transfer to Japan
>awhellyeah.jpg
>decide to send a bunch of crap ahead of me.
>see package store from galley
>decide to go there after class
>go to package store, still in uniform
>enter the package store
>see walls of liquor
>system32 error
>walk backwards out of package store
>stare at sign for about a minute
>reboot complete
>walk back in
>cashier is laughing so hard, they're crying
>pic related
>fell like a fucking fool
>'So I'm guessing you don't have packing material?'
>cashier points to an aisle
>get my packing materials
>spend the evening packing and wondering wtf I didn't know this before