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>be me
>get a girlfriend for the first time since 2005 (2020)
>plan to marry her one day
>get told how much better her ex was in bed
>girlfriend tells sex life to her friends
>her friends tell me verbatim private conversations from our bedroom
>her friends tell me they constantly hear her compare sex with me to sex with her ex
>mfw mastermind.exe I start to think of a plan to make her feel as shitty as I do
>begin sending instructions to my friend group
>start introducing her to them and inviting her to more dude nights
>begin having my friend make very subtle references and playing them off over the course of months
>one night ditch dude night to work overtime and tell her to go without me
>finally finds her shot, and begins asking about references
>friends tell her about made up woman Eleanor
>friends tell her about what I talk about her and compare them
>friends tell her "that while he will never love anyone more than you in the future, he will never love you more than he loved Eleanor"
>friends tell her "It is like comparing the Sun to the Moon, how can you outshine her"
>friends begin to describe Eleanor
>friends make her promise never to bring this up
>two weeks later
>her friends tell me that she is constantly depressed
>I've seen her upset too
>her friends tell me she hates this feeling of never matching up
>her friends tell me that she is worried about me constantly thinking about another woman
>I act surprised and 'accidentally' blurt out "Impossible, I've never talked about El"
>go silent
>play dumb
>what are you talking about?
>her friends press me
>tell her friends even more flowery and romantic times with Eleanor since 'apparently' the cat is out of the bag
>Insert hallmark hall of fame love story
>her friends are getting red-eyed
>tell them to keep this between us to not hurt her
>get a girlfriend for the first time since 2005 (2020)
>plan to marry her one day
>get told how much better her ex was in bed
>girlfriend tells sex life to her friends
>her friends tell me verbatim private conversations from our bedroom
>her friends tell me they constantly hear her compare sex with me to sex with her ex
>mfw mastermind.exe I start to think of a plan to make her feel as shitty as I do
>begin sending instructions to my friend group
>start introducing her to them and inviting her to more dude nights
>begin having my friend make very subtle references and playing them off over the course of months
>one night ditch dude night to work overtime and tell her to go without me
>finally finds her shot, and begins asking about references
>friends tell her about made up woman Eleanor
>friends tell her about what I talk about her and compare them
>friends tell her "that while he will never love anyone more than you in the future, he will never love you more than he loved Eleanor"
>friends tell her "It is like comparing the Sun to the Moon, how can you outshine her"
>friends begin to describe Eleanor
>friends make her promise never to bring this up
>two weeks later
>her friends tell me that she is constantly depressed
>I've seen her upset too
>her friends tell me she hates this feeling of never matching up
>her friends tell me that she is worried about me constantly thinking about another woman
>I act surprised and 'accidentally' blurt out "Impossible, I've never talked about El"
>go silent
>play dumb
>what are you talking about?
>her friends press me
>tell her friends even more flowery and romantic times with Eleanor since 'apparently' the cat is out of the bag
>Insert hallmark hall of fame love story
>her friends are getting red-eyed
>tell them to keep this between us to not hurt her
