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wil myers jr. ID:KDt5yen0 Wed 02 Aug 2017 02:35:55 No.1646714 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1647656 >>1648498

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SdPenkYM Wed 02 Aug 2017 02:40:25 No.1646751 Report

Quoted By: >>1646926

Once I bought a huge bottle of white lightning and drank a ton of it. Then my friend asked if I wanted to hang out so I decided to get the bus to his house. The last thing I remember is sitting against the wall near the bus stop, apparently when I got to him I was mad drunk and he had to pay for my taxi home. Which I think I threw up all over. My headphones also pulled out of my phone so everyone could hear my autistic music and my wallet fell out of my pocket too.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pWEyGOoe Wed 02 Aug 2017 02:48:03 No.1646818 Report

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I split my foreskin whilst vigorously fucking a girl from behind. I kept going for a while until the pain became too much, then decided I'd better go to the bathroom and check it out. Next thing I knew I was waking up on the bathroom floor naked with the girl standing over me, blood everywhere. Guess I'd passed out through bloodloss on the way to the bathroom.

Ran it under the tap for a few minutes and everything was fine, although, there was no sex for a few weeks after that.

I'll never forget her worried face tho. Fucking hilarious.

wil myers jr.

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wil myers jr. ID:KDt5yen0 Wed 02 Aug 2017 02:53:59 No.1646894 Report

Quoted By: >>1647257 >>1647727

I was with my friends anon and anon ( the fucker 1205163.jpg was one of them) and we have this teacher we hate called mr Miranti. hes a wanabee alpha male, like he has a huge ass beard and shit and constantly bullies his students. also, he has a youtube channel called DadStrongProject ( please go raid it it would mean the world to me) and he had the the guts to take our friends kazoos in the hall. no way. so we got to work. we each commented on his videos to kill himself and called him a beta male. also we told him his son is a fat fuck and should be ate, next day at schhol , we have a schoolwide assembly and it was never brought up again

wil myers jr.

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wil myers jr. ID:KDt5yen0 Wed 02 Aug 2017 02:55:50 No.1646913 Report

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PLEASE RAID THE YOUTUBE CHANNEL DADSTRONGPROJECT, HE IS A DICK TEACHER AT MY SCHOOL

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BGSRrZs0 Wed 02 Aug 2017 02:57:18 No.1646926 Report

Quoted By: >>1646954 >>1647035

>>1646751
Why does this sound so British. I wish we were friends.

wil myers jr.

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wil myers jr. ID:KDt5yen0 Wed 02 Aug 2017 02:58:52 No.1646939 Report

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wil myers jr.

wil myers jr. ID:KDt5yen0 Wed 02 Aug 2017 03:00:21 No.1646954 Report

Quoted By: >>1646973

>>1646926
lol I wish. but my mom and dad moved from Bulgaria at 26, so yea. but please raid his channel, it would mean a lot to me

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:BGSRrZs0 Wed 02 Aug 2017 03:02:12 No.1646967 Report

Quoted By: >>1647201

When I was 9 my friends and I had a little fort out in the boonies. It was a pretty big fort. Mainly cut out bushes. Big ass ones. Ones you could crawl through and shit and some ladders and boards in the trees. We had this one particular location we called the "masturbation station". Everyone except me would go up there and jack off. Totally not gay. My friends favorite line to say after he cummed would be "doesn't take much to get this old car started". He was 8. I'm pretty sure that's something he heard his dad say. He would say it every fucking time.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BGSRrZs0 Wed 02 Aug 2017 03:02:50 No.1646973 Report

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>>1646954
No

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SdPenkYM Wed 02 Aug 2017 03:08:46 No.1647035 Report

Quoted By: >>1647083

>>1646926
My phone has been stolen multiple times as well. The worst was when a chav asked if he could borrow it to go on facebook, then came back and told me he went to the park and someone stole it and he stabbed a guy. He was holding a knife and had red stuff all over him which I'm pretty sure he got off a steak or something because nobody got stabbed and there was no news about it. It was a pretty good ruse to steal my phone, but kind of over the top, I mean if he just took it and hid it I wouldn't have been able to do much.

wil myers jr.

wil myers jr. ID:KDt5yen0 Wed 02 Aug 2017 03:13:35 No.1647076 Report

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remember to raid the youtube channel Dadstrongproject

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZUYU01k4 Wed 02 Aug 2017 03:13:56 No.1647083 Report

Quoted By: >>1647096

>>1647035
Was it atleast a nice phone. One worth stealing?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SdPenkYM Wed 02 Aug 2017 03:16:17 No.1647096 Report

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>>1647083
Yeah, it was a good one at the time. He didn't have to create a theatrical play in order to steal it though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:aN4BudrW Wed 02 Aug 2017 03:22:40 No.1647149 Report

Quoted By: >>1647198

>mildly high back in small rural hs
>only black kid in the school is a smug fit fag
>sit down for class
>"yo substitute teach, something about anon being blazed"
>he says this out of nowhere, I barely know the guy wtf did I do to you
>erry1 glances at me
>"I'm not, I'm fine teach"
>teach states that he's sure i'm not and blows it off as no biggie

>another be me back in hs
>have to line up to leave certain class and wait for bell
>split class with older kid standing in the doorway on his phone
>bell rings
>buddy from behinds asks what the hold up is
>"I'm just waiting for buddy in front to move"
>he walks into the hall but then starts shouting as we're walking down the hall "OH YEAH? Well atleast I don't wear the same pair of pants everyday!"
>wore the same jeans twice in a row, still not sure if he was yelling at me

>back in hs as freshmen
>get pantsed in busy hall by senior
>just my pants, not my boxers
>calmly pull them back up and nobody seemed to even notice except for the dudebro seniors who got me

anon

anon ID:KDt5yen0 Wed 02 Aug 2017 03:29:19 No.1647198 Report

Quoted By: >>1647215 >>1648144

>>1647149
-at school
-its riddled with minorities
-woke.jpg
-kid named luigi is the worst kid in our county, smokes week, drinks vodka and stals all the time
- I like to fuck with these people by making fake drug deals-arrange for a meetup behind mcdonalds
- earlier on my way to chool , I left a note that read your move-
clever.mp4
-lss, kid finds out its me and I get my ass kicked
-

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JYIKr745 Wed 02 Aug 2017 03:30:06 No.1647201 Report

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>>1646967
>doesnt take much to get this old car started

i like that line...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N3l0Re9s Wed 02 Aug 2017 03:31:39 No.1647215 Report

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>>1647198
>kid named luigi
That's the funniest thing in this thread so far

anon

anon ID:KDt5yen0 Wed 02 Aug 2017 03:36:54 No.1647252 Report

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raid the youtube channel dadstrongproject

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wCYTb5HW Wed 02 Aug 2017 03:37:24 No.1647257 Report

Quoted By: >>1647267

>>1646894
Are you 12?
Your friend looks like he's 12, please get off of 4chan.

anon

anon ID:KDt5yen0 Wed 02 Aug 2017 03:38:46 No.1647267 Report

Quoted By: >>1647272 >>1647670 >>1647684 >>1647743

>>1647257
nah mate I'm 14, and this is my first time on 4chan so chill

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SdPenkYM Wed 02 Aug 2017 03:39:37 No.1647272 Report

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>>1647267
Please ban me; the post

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eE9yg4CC Wed 02 Aug 2017 03:41:25 No.1647281 Report

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I visit 4chan regularly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1ZNqnLQX Wed 02 Aug 2017 04:35:23 No.1647591 Report

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My grandfather once pooed in the loo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PP5qtuv7 Wed 02 Aug 2017 04:41:42 No.1647635 Report

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:whale: WHooooooooooo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l9a1SwRY Wed 02 Aug 2017 04:45:00 No.1647656 Report

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>>1646714
You like embrassing me, huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bezgtIFN Wed 02 Aug 2017 04:47:59 No.1647670 Report

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>>1647267
you boutta get banned son

I AM AN ANONYMOUS USER LIKE THE REST OF YOU PAY NO MIND TO MY TRIPCODE !970LtGdDcg

I AM AN ANONYMOUS USER LIKE THE REST OF YOU PAY NO MIND TO MY TRIPCODE !970LtGdDcg ID:xjmXyoU+ Wed 02 Aug 2017 04:51:21 No.1647684 Report

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>>1647267
YEET GIT OUT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k/sIjqgb Wed 02 Aug 2017 04:58:40 No.1647727 Report

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>>1646894
underage b&

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k/sIjqgb Wed 02 Aug 2017 05:02:34 No.1647743 Report

Quoted By: >>1647786

>>1647267
How did no one realise this? He was clearly underage from the start.
>namefag
>story is clearly told as if it were recent
>asks to raid in all caps
>changes his name to "anon"
I'm surprised no one called out the bullshit until he plead guilty

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Joui9tbp Wed 02 Aug 2017 05:13:19 No.1647786 Report

Quoted By: >>1647794

>>1647743
You might be the only anon that can't spot a troll.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k/sIjqgb Wed 02 Aug 2017 05:15:55 No.1647794 Report

Quoted By: >>1648015

>>1647786
it seemed genuine.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ur/4Lz30 Wed 02 Aug 2017 06:18:03 No.1648015 Report

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>>1647794
i agree, it does seem genuine. he even deleted his post

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtoZfrhJ Wed 02 Aug 2017 06:45:15 No.1648144 Report

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>>1647198
>newfag trying to greentext

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bsp52jrE Wed 02 Aug 2017 08:13:04 No.1648498 Report

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>>1646714
once i was telling a story on /bant/ and i accidentally submtted the post befo

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