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Anonymous ID:ctv4lRsl Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:14:35 No.16497466 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>16497484 >>16497517 >>16497573 >>16497704 >>16497730

Welcome to /bant/'s housing complex. Everybody has access to the roof pool except the shit spammer.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M2BmRu3R Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:16:28 No.16497479 Report

Quoted By: >>16497484 >>16497500 >>16497510

Somebody pooped in that pool (I will not name names but the flag was Belarus)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2N0l2lHH Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:17:22 No.16497484 Report

Quoted By: >>16497500 >>16497503

>>16497466
>>16497479
I'm draining the pool right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w8ImhY/w Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:19:09 No.16497500 Report

Quoted By: >>16497516

>>16497479
there are 8 belarzusinas at this board, so go figutre
>>16497484
drain my balls

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M2BmRu3R Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:19:39 No.16497503 Report

Quoted By: >>16497516

>>16497484
Inshallah, once it is drained we can pick up the doody

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:feSIxukm Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:20:20 No.16497510 Report

Quoted By:

>>16497479
yonkers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2N0l2lHH Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:21:13 No.16497516 Report

Quoted By:

>>16497500
Okay. There's a horse milking device on the third floor room 303. I think a vet lives there or something.
>>16497503
I'm draining out the poopy too. You people sure do like your poop. Making my job really tough.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Mg6aRyR8 Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:21:19 No.16497517 Report

Quoted By: >>16497531 >>16497553

>>16497466
can I cum on the pool?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ctv4lRsl Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:23:28 No.16497531 Report

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>>16497517
Why would you want to cum on it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:M2BmRu3R Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:23:49 No.16497534 Report

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you sick fucks have forced my hand with the poop and cum

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2N0l2lHH Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:26:24 No.16497553 Report

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>>16497517
Please do not cum or poop in the pool. No solids. If you must you can pee in the pool but as the resident super I'm going to shut it down after someone pees in it when they're not in the water.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F5aQILM7 Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:29:07 No.16497573 Report

Quoted By: >>16497602

>>16497466
I'm on the 4th floor on the left corner. Who lives above me, on the 5th floor there? I swear it sounds like there are men having sex. Gay sex. It sounds disgusting. Please stop it. I am trying to enjoy my anime pillow.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2N0l2lHH Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:32:15 No.16497602 Report

Quoted By: >>16497626 >>16497849

>>16497573
There's a gay couple above you yes sir. I'm sorry they're making you uncomfortable. I'll move you to the other corner. There's a lovely interracial straight couple above you then.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:HLZcg9hN Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:33:13 No.16497613 Report

Quoted By: >>16497754

Hello. I'm your friendly neighbourhood association rep.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:erxZsAWU Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:33:15 No.16497614 Report

Quoted By:

Yeah,you're right I'm also disgusted by our neighbors. Can you please fuck in a more quiet way? Try a gag ball.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:erxZsAWU Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:35:10 No.16497626 Report

Quoted By: >>16497664

>>16497602
Never mind, are they open for a swinger party?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2N0l2lHH Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:39:26 No.16497664 Report

Quoted By: >>16497724

>>16497626
I've only ever seen them go in there. Could you step back a little? I've gotta start filling back up the pool.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QK2U3kzu Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:40:22 No.16497674 Report

Quoted By: >>16497693

put estrogen in every twp cuck's lunch

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W9OLDrNa Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:41:09 No.16497684 Report

Quoted By: >>16497693 >>16497703

put tesosteronve in every BWC bull's lunch

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2N0l2lHH Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:42:41 No.16497693 Report

Quoted By: >>16497701

>>16497674
>>16497684
What about those that aren't black or white? Like the mexicans.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:W9OLDrNa Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:44:34 No.16497701 Report

Quoted By: >>16497710

>>16497693
Kill them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QK2U3kzu Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:44:40 No.16497703 Report

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>>16497684
even better. testosterone will kill their natural t levels, their balls will shrink and they will become infertile

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ytt/9ADF Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:44:55 No.16497704 Report

Quoted By: >>16497710

>>16497466
I am going to swim in my bikini with a lil bulge in the front

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2N0l2lHH Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:46:50 No.16497710 Report

Quoted By:

>>16497701
Please do not kill my landscaping crew. They work for Pepsi's.
>>16497704
The pool will be ready in 5 posts. Please do not poop or cum in the pool.

!!6C+Rw+GBFun

!!6C+Rw+GBFun ID:5yUYwnTn Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:48:53 No.16497722 Report

Quoted By: >>16497743

i will be hanging myself in my room in 25 minutes exactly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:erxZsAWU Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:49:00 No.16497724 Report

Quoted By: >>16497743

>>16497664
No please, I guess that's a good idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DAqyCWdM Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:49:50 No.16497730 Report

Quoted By:

>>16497466
Nuke it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2N0l2lHH Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:51:19 No.16497743 Report

Quoted By: >>16497767

>>16497722
Wouldn't you rather take a bunch of pills? I'm not sure if the ceiling fan in your room can support your weight enough to kill you. I don't want you jumping off the roof. Gonna make a mess.
>>16497724
It's not a good idea but you gotta do what you gotta do even if it's involving poo.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:erxZsAWU Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:52:18 No.16497754 Report

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>>16497613
I think you really look like a trustworthy guy, an example of our typical honored maintenance guys who are sometimes rude,but solve our problems anyway. Despite the fact that you likely have installed cameras in the bathrooms of woman's apartments we should be fine as long as you don't steal my beer.

avogadoposter

avogadoposter ID:7CJJK1j4 Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:52:31 No.16497757 Report

Quoted By: >>16497768 >>16497774

Is there still a free room on the lower floor? I do not want to have to carry up the water bottles

!!6C+Rw+GBFun

!!6C+Rw+GBFun ID:5yUYwnTn Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:53:49 No.16497767 Report

Quoted By: >>16497773

>>16497743
alright i will borrow a shotgun from room 512

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2N0l2lHH Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:53:57 No.16497768 Report

Quoted By: >>16497776

>>16497757
We only have a small studio unit available. It has a full kitchen but first floor is a communal restroom.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2N0l2lHH Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:54:52 No.16497773 Report

Quoted By: >>16497794

>>16497767
Can I come watch? I'm going to have to clean it up anyway and if I can get some hydrogen peroxide on that blood quickly enough I can spare the white carpet in your room from being ruined.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ctv4lRsl Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:54:54 No.16497774 Report

Quoted By: >>16497793

>>16497757
There's one but it has no hot water

Also pool is ready

avogadoposter

avogadoposter ID:7CJJK1j4 Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:55:20 No.16497776 Report

Quoted By: >>16497785

>>16497768
How about the second floor then?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2N0l2lHH Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:56:56 No.16497785 Report

Quoted By: >>16497796

>>16497776
The second floor has a one bedroom unit with a half bath. There's a communal shower on the second floor.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ytt/9ADF Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:57:38 No.16497793 Report

Quoted By:

>>16497774
nice time to swim in front of all the boys and make them uncomfortable

!!6C+Rw+GBFun

!!6C+Rw+GBFun ID:5yUYwnTn Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:57:46 No.16497794 Report

Quoted By: >>16497825 >>16497860

>>16497773
yes of course but be quick i'm already almost prepared

avogadoposter

avogadoposter ID:7CJJK1j4 Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:57:54 No.16497796 Report

Quoted By: >>16497825

>>16497785
Sounds good, I'm moving in

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2N0l2lHH Sat 12 Nov 2022 20:02:43 No.16497825 Report

Quoted By: >>16498031

>>16497794
Let me go get some plastic to put over the ceiling really quick and tack it up. Like 2 posts wait time. Then pull that trigger sir! I'm so jealous.
>>16497796
Welcome to the /bant/ housing complex Mr. Avogado. Enjoy your new home. Here's the keys and a welcome basket with locally grown fruits.
Is there anything else I can help you with? I have a cleanup to attend to.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F5aQILM7 Sat 12 Nov 2022 20:05:57 No.16497849 Report

Quoted By: >>16497859

>>16497602
Does it come with a Blacked.com livestream to that apartment? If so then I'll take it. Thank you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2N0l2lHH Sat 12 Nov 2022 20:07:39 No.16497859 Report

Quoted By: >>16497865

>>16497849
I can install a camera in your apartment that looks into that apartment. For a nominal fee of course.

!hlhygrYEBA

!hlhygrYEBA ID:Be7mO8ZY Sat 12 Nov 2022 20:07:53 No.16497860 Report

Quoted By:

>>16497794
im gonna steal ur rope

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F5aQILM7 Sat 12 Nov 2022 20:08:28 No.16497865 Report

Quoted By: >>16497876

>>16497859
This is acceptable. Very very acceptable.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2N0l2lHH Sat 12 Nov 2022 20:09:55 No.16497876 Report

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>>16497865
I'll get to installing your camera as soon as possible. I've unfortunately got a lot on my hands right now. Gonna take me at least 3 posts to clean all this up...

!!6C+Rw+GBFun

!!6C+Rw+GBFun ID:5yUYwnTn Sat 12 Nov 2022 20:27:58 No.16498031 Report

Quoted By: >>16498038

>>16497825
i fucking shot myself already clean it up janny please vacuum up my previous grey matter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2N0l2lHH Sat 12 Nov 2022 20:28:44 No.16498038 Report

Quoted By: >>16498057

>>16498031
I'm working on it...

!!6C+Rw+GBFun

!!6C+Rw+GBFun ID:5yUYwnTn Sat 12 Nov 2022 20:33:00 No.16498057 Report

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>>16498038
thanks your work is very appreciated

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