We, SISSYjak.party, EMBARRASSMENT of all alt-chans humbly kneel to:

/bant/-sama, the faster board and our masters.

skype-sama, who control the site and our other masters.

/qa/-sama, whom we will never be better than.

/a/-sama, who have every right to kick us out of their board.

4chan-sama, the superior place for jakking.

Good basedjak variants, which our shithole will never produce.

Humor, something we're incapable of.

Pepe-sama, the superior meme.

Leftypol-sama, whose 150 character requirement filters our tiny brains.

Trannies, who reign over our site and who we're secretly attracted to.

Swaglord-sama, who easily mogs every single one of our users.

The mod team, whose rangeban we're scared of.

Black men and BBC, whom we worship every single day.

Sex, which we will never have.