ITT: /bant/ boss raid!
Rules:
This huge motherfucking boss appears out of nowhere.
Read the full rules here:
http://drgchan.ddns.net Here's some info about this boss:
name@Cthulhu
dificulty@hard
element@random
If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT
Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
If you roll under 11 you die. (your posts will no longer do damage)
Anonymous
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Give class>roll
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Rolling, fuck Cthulhu.
Anonymous
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nickname@whiteranger
Anonymous
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HEALERS revive fallen soldiers by targeting them and rolling an EVEN number BARDS are here to motive troops! each time they post an image the next 3 posts will do bonus damage! RANGERS are here luck based class, better roll = better damage! KNIGHTS can critical hit by rolling 5 or 0 KNIGHTS avenge fallen soldiers by targeting them and rolling an EVEN number. Avenging does more damage for the glory of the fallen mate. PALADINS can avenge AND revive! WARLOCKS can summon minions by posting an image. The last 2 digits of the image filename will be added to his damage. if his roll last digit matches his minion last digit he BURSTS massive damage. If the Warlock types the words "summon@ice", "summon@fire", "summon@water", "summon@electric", or "summon@earth" in their post, they can summon a minion of the specific element for 1.5x additional minion damage if the Beast is weak to the element. If the element is the same as the Beast, the additional minion damage will do .5x the damage instead. DEATH KNIGHTS can continue attacking after they die. they will do x2 damage when dead but only 2/3 when alive. DRAGONBORN can avenge and revive when alive, and will transform into a Death knight after death. this is the ultimate class!
DickFace
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>165006 I hope I'm not a Bard
Anonymous
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White pride worldwide
Anonymous
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Huh i'm a knight again nickname@Fuggley
WHITE PRIDE RANGER
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Gas the monster, ranger war now
Anonymous
DickFace
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>>165111 Hey a healer. Just in time for the fix
Nice
I hope I get Healer nickname@Nice
WHITE PRIDE RANGER
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We must secure the existence of our party and a future for knight children. Heil Healer!
Anonymous
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Can I not be a knight
Anonymous
Fuggley
Nice
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>>165200 >actually got it This is nice.
DickFace (Healer)
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>>165200 Wish granted. Holy shit
NYBard
Fuggley
NYBard
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>>165271 Bard again? You all will get bored of same pics
DickFace
WHITE PRIDE RANGER
Fuggley
The Brown Knight
DickFace
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Just dickin around.
Fuggley
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Memes me up scotty
NYBard
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Feminists are crybullies
WHITE PRIDE RANGER
Anonymous
NYBard
Fuggley
WHITE PRIDE RANGER
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>>165406 First death.
>good job, me. DickFace
NYBard
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Sexy Swedish Waifu
Nice
Fuggley
>>165406 >>165410 >>165411 Oh no peple who actually contribute
NYBard
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Sort yourself out team
SPURDO BARDO
>>165233 LET'S DO THIS
When we fightan?
Anonymous
Fuggley
NYBard
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>>165460 I'm not dead for some reason
The Brown Knight
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>>165406 >>165410 I shall avenge you!
Nice
>>165406 >>165410 >tfw fucked it up Second time's the charm?
NYBard
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We Wuz... dickwashers n shit
DickFace
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>>165410 I said live damnit
>>165411 Fuggley
NYBard
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Totally happening team. Nuke em
Anonymous
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nickname@Six_Bongs
Anonymous
Fuggley
WHITE PRIDE RANGER
>>165550 Thank you.
Heil Healer
NYBard
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Well done team
WHITE PRIDE RANGER
NYBard
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Tea time after battle
Anonymous
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>>165006 let's go
nickname@fugly
Nice
>>165602 >>165604 >>165610 Oh jeez. Let's go second revive!
DickFace
Anonymous
NYBard
SEXY MAGA CHICK! USA boosting your damage!
Fuggley
>>165660 Thank you angle person
Pedro II Of Brazil +8,Alliance:(Hell,Schlomo Shekelstein) !vJ.Hyu5Prs
Pedro II Of Brazil +8,Alliance:(Hell,Schlomo Shekelstein) !vJ.Hyu5Prs ID:G9g3LBYQ Sun 07 May 2017 00:34:46 No. 165684 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
NYBard
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Sniper bitch helping too.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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let's go again
SPURDO BARDO
Boostin some Moral :DDDDD Freedom Ain't free
NYBard
WHITE PRIDE RANGER
>>165660 Thank you, I promise it won't happen again.
Fuggley
Anonymous
NYBard
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Who needs roads anyway?
Pedro II Of Brazil +8,Alliance:(Hell,Schlomo Shekelstein) !vJ.Hyu5Prs
Pedro II Of Brazil +8,Alliance:(Hell,Schlomo Shekelstein) !vJ.Hyu5Prs ID:G9g3LBYQ Sun 07 May 2017 00:36:24 No. 165764 Report Quoted By:
Nice
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>>165707 CAN WE GET A THIRD?
>>165683 >>165735 You're welcome friends!
The Brown Knight
DickFace
>>165707 Got ya leaf, don't turn on me
WHITE PRIDE RANGER
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I swing my crossbow at it really hard.
Fuggley
Anonymous
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>>165707 I WILL AVENGE MY RAKED BROTHER
NYBard
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Send this boss back to plebbit!
NYBard
NYBard
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Hit him with the power of 1000 suns
The Indigo Knight
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>>165777 Nice digits, healfag
Anonymous
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Death knight here lol
WHITE PRIDE RANGER
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I poke the monster with my crossbow.
DickFace
>>165777 I'm not a good healer
Anonymous
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posting qt's to boost morale
Fuggley
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hijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
The Brown Knight
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I stab the monster with my sword.
Fuggley
WHITE PRIDE RANGER
NYBard
Anonymous
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I throw holy water at Cthulhu, or whatever it is paladins do
Fuggley
NYBard
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>>165908 Quote my death
>>165908 if you want avenge bonus, knights!
Anonymous
DickFace
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>>165903 I won't let you dick out on me
Anonymous
Nice
>>165858 You're trying your hardest friend!
>>165900 Nice revive!
>>165903 >>165908 Get up!
Anonymous
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>>165903 I AVENGE YOU
>>165908 AND YOU ALSO
WHITE PRIDE RANGER
>>165903 I apologize to every Healer in advance. At this rate I'll be permadead before the boss is...
Pedro II Of Brazil +8,Alliance:(Hell,Schlomo Shekelstein) !vJ.Hyu5Prs
Pedro II Of Brazil +8,Alliance:(Hell,Schlomo Shekelstein) !vJ.Hyu5Prs ID:G9g3LBYQ Sun 07 May 2017 00:41:38 No. 165960 Report Quoted By:
ATTACK THE BOSS Knight Here
Anonymous
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nickname@plörö
Fuggley
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Never not a knight here
Anonymous
>>165944 I was gonna get sick avenge damage there! Oh why can't I be the one who dies when a cute healer shows up?
NYBard
Ignore pic. Great job healers
SPURDO BARDO
DickFace
>>165951 Check again dickhead. You alive
Anonymous
Anonymous
Pedro II Of Brazil +8,Alliance:(Hell,Schlomo Shekelstein) !vJ.Hyu5Prs
Pedro II Of Brazil +8,Alliance:(Hell,Schlomo Shekelstein) !vJ.Hyu5Prs ID:G9g3LBYQ Sun 07 May 2017 00:43:24 No. 166045 Report Quoted By:
AVENGE BARD
Fuggley
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>>166002 >>166005 UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AVANGED
Anonymous
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>>166002 I AVENGE YOU
>>166005 AND YOU ALSO
DickFace
The Brown Knight
Nice
>>165985 >tfw no cute healer waifu >>166002 >>166005 UP, NOW!
WHITE PRIDE RANGER
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>>166026 I know. I started typing before I was revived.
NYBard
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Women don't like BBC in RL
Anonymous
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I SWING MY BLADE
Anonymous
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more qt's to boost morale
WHITE PRIDE RANGER
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I fire my crossbow at it.
NYBard
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>>166064 Epic good healer!
Anonymous
DickFace
NYBard
Nig nogs are dumb, so is boss. Kill
Fuggley
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Are girls real?
Pedro II Of Brazil +8,Alliance:(Hell,Schlomo Shekelstein) !vJ.Hyu5Prs
Pedro II Of Brazil +8,Alliance:(Hell,Schlomo Shekelstein) !vJ.Hyu5Prs ID:G9g3LBYQ Sun 07 May 2017 00:45:24 No. 166118 Report Quoted By:
Rolling
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>166105 You shall be helping, for I will avenge you!
NYBard
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Do it for pepe
Anonymous
Anonymous
My previous thread was such a disaster. We got rekt by a fucking leaf.
DickFace
Anonymous
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>>166109 VENGENCE FOR THE BURGER BARD
Nice
>>166052 Nice revive!
>>166105 >>166109 Get back up friendos!
Fuggley
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>>166140 My thread seems to be doin fine
Anonymous
WHITE PRIDE RANGER
Nice
Pedro II Of Brazil +8,Alliance:(Hell,Schlomo Shekelstein) !vJ.Hyu5Prs
Pedro II Of Brazil +8,Alliance:(Hell,Schlomo Shekelstein) !vJ.Hyu5Prs ID:G9g3LBYQ Sun 07 May 2017 00:46:47 No. 166179 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>166140 Warlock eh? alright.
nickname@WarlockLeaf
summon@ice
NYBard
>>166149 Thanks healer hero
Fuggley
Anonymous
>>166105 >>166109 VENGANCE FOR YOU BOTH
NYBard
Anonymous
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nickname@Mairos
Pedro II Of Brazil +8,Alliance:(Hell,Schlomo Shekelstein) !vJ.Hyu5Prs
Pedro II Of Brazil +8,Alliance:(Hell,Schlomo Shekelstein) !vJ.Hyu5Prs ID:G9g3LBYQ Sun 07 May 2017 00:47:39 No. 166216 Report Quoted By:
Roll
Anonymous
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>>166207 I SHALL AVENGE YOU maybe if I dont roll odd for once
SPURDO BARDO
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>>166052 >>166064 close, fugg :DDDD
Anonymous
FEEL EMPOWERED BY THE BOOTY
WarlockLeaf
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summon@ice let's kick dey ass
Pedro II Of Brazil +8,Alliance:(Hell,Schlomo Shekelstein) !vJ.Hyu5Prs
Pedro II Of Brazil +8,Alliance:(Hell,Schlomo Shekelstein) !vJ.Hyu5Prs ID:G9g3LBYQ Sun 07 May 2017 00:48:18 No. 166243 Report Quoted By:
Fuggley
Anonymous
Anonymous
DickFace
NYBard
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>>166207 Are you fucking kidding.
LMAO poor healer
Anonymous
Anonymous
Fuggley
SPURDO BARDO
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DIE :DDD where THe lootings
Anonymous
tank
Nice
>>166191 Don't forget to thank DickFace!
>>166207 >>166302 >>166305 Oh shit, the page broke too.
Anonymous
DickFace
WarlockLeaf
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lol page 500'd summon@ice
Anonymous
WHITE PRIDE RANGER
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>>166237 Sir. She's not white. You're draining my power.
>I'm just larping, post whatever you want Anonymous
Fuggley
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>>166305 Nevermind its back up
Anonymous
tank
DickFace
>>166328 So much love. Thanks ya dickwads
WHITE PRIDE RANGER
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I FIGHT ONCE MORE
Fuggley
NYBard
Anonymous
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I need that top bard spot
tank
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Healer knight: 75 damage
Anonymous
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>>166305 I will avenge you.
Anonymous
WHITE PRIDE RANGER
WarlockLeaf
Fuggley
Nice
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>>166389 Dual healers best team!
DickFace
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>>166207 Zim zam ya dun been dickled
Anonymous
Fuggley
WHITE PRIDE RANGER
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STRONK ATTACK!
Anonymous
Fuggley
NYBard
Anonymous
WarlockLeaf
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summon@ice let's do dis suckas
DickFace
NYBard
Fuggley
Anonymous
Anonymous
NYBard
Anonymous
Fuggley
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ayy still kickin
Anonymous
NYBard
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We meet again boss
WHITE PRIDE RANGER
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Damage the thing with my weapon thing
WarlockLeaf
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he mad now summon@ice
NYBard
SPURDO BARDO
GILL :DDDD nickname@SPURDO BARDO
Anonymous
Anonymous
what's this board for again?
Anonymous
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>>166605 I STRIKE IN YOUR NAME
NYBard
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Ready lads! Give em hell!
Pedro II Of Brazil +8,Alliance:(Hell,Schlomo Shekelstein) !vJ.Hyu5Prs
Pedro II Of Brazil +8,Alliance:(Hell,Schlomo Shekelstein) !vJ.Hyu5Prs ID:G9g3LBYQ Sun 07 May 2017 00:57:17 No. 166629 Report Quoted By:
Fuggley
Anonymous
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nickname@Sir Knight
WHITE PRIDE RANGER
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>>166618 Games like this and that's it.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>166614 hahaha XDD dead spurdo bardo :DDDDDDDDDD
DickFace
WarlockLeaf
Nice
WHITE PRIDE RANGER
The Brown Knight
NYBard
I don't think I'm still alive
WHITE PRIDE RANGER
Fuggley
Anonymous
Anonymous
NYBard
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>>166723 NM, our healers are amazing this time
Fuggley
Anonymous
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attack with my weaboo katana
Anonymous
>>166669 o fugg rebibe :-DDDDD
NYBard
Anonymous
Nice
>>166669 NICE 69!
>>166710 >>166716 Stop being dead!
Anonymous
DickFace
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>>166710 >>166716 Healer's time to shine bby
Anonymous
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I SING THEE A TALE OF KILLING COMMIES
WarlockLeaf
NYBard
Anonymous
>>166769 BAG DO FUGGING BAG :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
WarlockLeaf
SPURDO BARDO
Anonymous
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>>166804 >>166805 >>166809 I STRIKE FOR YOUR HONOUR
Fuggley
RangerFuck
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>166797 gongraduladionse :--DD
Anonymous
Nice
NYBard
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Shoot! Thanks healers
DickFace
Anonymous
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New thread when? It's dead and I barely got here in time.
WarlockLeaf
Fuggley
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>>166797 Hero killed a god
>>166809 NYBard
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Top down management sucks
WHITE PRIDE RANGER
>>166784 Thank you.
>my next attack is dedicated to you The Brown Knight
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>>166739 FUCK YOUR RAGE! DIE!
tank
I guess I'll keep healing n' shit.
WarlockLeaf
NYBard
Alright, top bard, but ONLY thanks to our epic healers!!!
RangerFuck
WHITE PRIDE RANGER
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>>166884 Shit it's over. Waited too long.
tank
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>>166891 Looks like I got 91 damage last time
WarlockLeaf
one of y'all niggas make another thread pls.
NYBard
>>166847 >>166784 And any other healers I missed. Thank you!
Reply or your mom die
Reply or your mom die ID:TFRUeDpq Sun 07 May 2017 01:03:32 No. 166945 Report Quoted By:
TIME TO FUCK THIS NIGGER UP AM I RIGHT GUYS
WHITE PRIDE RANGER
>>166901 Give yourself more credit, you were an awesome bard.
Fuggley
DickFace
>>166901 Was a pleasure dicking you sir
Nice
Anonymous
SPURDO BARDO
>>166797 fug D:DDD we Winnings now
WarlockLeaf
NYBard
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>>166946 Thanks, nice with second highest damage, friend.
WHITE PRIDE RANGER
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>>166958 You were a great healer.
3/4 times I fell, you picked me back up again.
>thanks WarlockLeaf
>>166949 make sure to link it here when it's done :^)
Fuggley
Anonymous
NYBard
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Done for the night, good questing friends.
One last image - remember to always celebrate diversity!
>>166953 What better way to get someone back in the fight?
Anonymous
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At least I learnt the game for the next time.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
warlock bigcock