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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:03:50 No.16511456 View View Reply Original Report

I want to learn Chinese. How do you learn Chinese?

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:05:02 No.16511457 Report

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>>16511456
>gee how the fuck does a search engine word

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:05:19 No.16511458 Report

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>>16511456
>slide thread where nothing but chink tits will be posted

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:05:45 No.16511459 Report

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>>16511456
>green text

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:06:23 No.16511460 Report

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damn that's some nice breasts

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:06:57 No.16511461 Report

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>>16511456
that's a rubber suit.

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:07:12 No.16511462 Report

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>>16511456
I have literally never seen an Asian woman who wasn’t flat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:07:49 No.16511463 Report

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>>16511456
is there any pics or movies of her taking BBC?

Insult my dick

Insult my dick Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:08:39 No.16511464 Report

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>>16511456
try duolingo, the chinese course is actually pretty good for the basics.

grammer is not that difficult but learning the signs is hard and a lot of words have very similar pronounciations

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:10:12 No.16511465 Report

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>>16511456
Velvet 7 is the girl on OP's picture.

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:10:41 No.16511466 Report

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>>16511456
One child policy could have conquered the world if they only allowed girls and gave them hormone treatment to stimulate breast growth, and sent them west to marry. Truly the largest strategic blunder since Lincoln set the niggers loose.

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:12:31 No.16511467 Report

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>>16511462
They have nice feet too.

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:12:48 No.16511468 Report

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>>16511456
>do sun ching ching bing Chong watsabe kawasaki pan wing wing wing li Lee ritty riyyyy nagasaki portapottu comoaraksi tomagachi bing bong bing bing ching wan wan ton wan shing shing ching Chong Chong Chong shin tjitsu bing bong
>mfw

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:13:08 No.16511469 Report

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>>16511467
I’m not a foot fag I like boobies and Aisha women just don’t have that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:13:46 No.16511470 Report

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>>16511456

Here's a related story:

One time I went to a work function and sat next to an Asian coworker and the Black spouse of another coworker.

We were introducing ourselves and the Asian guy goes, "Hi, my name is John.".

The Black guy goes, "lol - this muthafugga's name is John. How'd you get that name? I thought Asian women just threw a bunch of pots on the ground named their kid after the sounds it make. PING PONG PANG."

Then the Asian guy looked at me and said "what the fuck?".

Needless to say, I hate going to work happy hours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:13:53 No.16511471 Report

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>>16511456
be an autodidact

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:14:18 No.16511472 Report

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>>16511458
I'm ok with this

let a nigga coom

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:14:32 No.16511473 Report

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>>16511456
By hanging out with your favorite local prostitutes since other women are only allowed to talk to state sponsored or cult sponsored men

Lol

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:14:50 No.16511474 Report

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>>16511456
>scribble random lines on paper
>explain the lines out loud without using actual words

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:14:52 No.16511475 Report

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>>16511456
She's Korean, not Chinese.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:15:11 No.16511476 Report

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>>16511456
She’s Korean, Velvet something.

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:15:27 No.16511477 Report

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:16:10 No.16511478 Report

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>>16511475
Don't care, the only good Asian languages are Chinese and Japanese and China seems to be doing a lot more nowadays.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:16:26 No.16511479 Report

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>>16511456
The amount of chinks that get implants/plastic surgery has totally turned me off from them, used to a be full on yellow fever coomer but fake women is the gateway to trannyism

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:16:31 No.16511480 Report

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>>16511470
>The Black guy goes, "lol - this muthafugga's name is John. How'd you get that name? I thought Asian women just threw a bunch of pots on the ground named their kid after the sounds it make. PING PONG PANG."

Based nog, you need to loosen up Anon.

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:16:43 No.16511481 Report

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someone post the Mandarin screencap
you know the one

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:18:01 No.16511482 Report

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:18:25 No.16511483 Report

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>>16511456

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:18:41 No.16511484 Report

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>>16511456
>I want to learn Chinese. How do you learn Chinese?
there is no such thing as chinese.
There are thousands of unintelligible dialects of that the chinese people speak.
it's a waste of time trying to learn a dialect because it changes over time due to the tonal nature of the chinese language.
Watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rb528mMWJM

Chinese is pure chaos. it's a lost cause.

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:20:05 No.16511485 Report

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>>16511462

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:21:57 No.16511486 Report

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>>16511483
Why do the crushing majority of right-handing golem use this revolting pen grip?
'Tis especially funny considering that if you ask them to "air scribble" or something like that, they'll use their pointer to make the motions. Fucking subhuman.

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:23:07 No.16511487 Report

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:23:12 No.16511488 Report

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>>16511456
>>16511481

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:23:29 No.16511489 Report

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>>16511480

Then the Black guy then looked at me and said something along the lines of "I'm serious bro, come on dog. You know what I'm sayin'. How an Asian guy gonna be named John?"

It was as if they each looked to me -- a 45 year old white man -- as the racial arbitrator.

Black guy's name was David. I would have died if the Asian guy had said "lol - this muthafugga is named David. How'd you get that name? I thought Black ladies just sneezed and named their kid after whatever came out. KRESHRAW'DRIOUS"

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:24:44 No.16511490 Report

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>>16511486
right handed*
sorry, mea culpa

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:25:23 No.16511491 Report

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>>16511462
There are two, yes two, Chinese girls that I work with who are thin with decent sized racks for their frame. At least C cups. Which isn't anything crazy but decently sized for Asians and given how thin they are.

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:26:08 No.16511492 Report

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>>16511476

Velvet_7

She actually is kinda doofy looking face wise but those are natural. Doctors actually told her she had to get a reduction for back health reasons and she refused.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:29:11 No.16511493 Report

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it's impossible for a white person to learn

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:29:52 No.16511494 Report

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>>16511462
stop going to korea then

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:37:07 No.16511495 Report

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>what's duolingo
>do asians really have biggu titsu
>what about ass

sage in all fields

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:41:52 No.16511496 Report

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>>16511486
I have never seen someone hold a writing implement like that picture in my life. With either hand. Might just be a thing near you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:43:20 No.16511497 Report

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>>16511492
>Doctors actually told her she had to get a reduction for back health reasons and she refused.
Based and rare.
But also not surprising. Korean doctors tell you to fuck up your body when you deviate 2% beyond any metric in any direction.

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:57:16 No.16511498 Report

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>>16511488
godly post
10 minutes I'll never get back but were so good I would give 30

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 23:58:51 No.16511499 Report

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>>16511462
they're growing

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Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2022 00:14:09 No.16511501 Report

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>>16511485
Booba Tea

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Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2022 00:37:33 No.16511502 Report

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>>16511499
>>16511492
>>16511487
>>16511485
>>16511456
BWC

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Anonymous ID:EGMYkZCK Tue 15 Nov 2022 00:52:44 No.16512149 Report

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>>16511502
Yes.

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