chuds brings his lenovo thinkpad with Arch linux to uni

>Heh that'll show those fucking normalfag npcs! they'll praise me for being so smart!
"Hey chud, could you please plug in this projector for us?"
>*chud plugs in projector and the drivers don't work*
"Uhhh yeah okay whatever, hey John turn this on for us, the Chud can't figure it out"
>F-fuck!
"Okay now everyone open Adobe Photoshop"
>*chud hurries to open Virtual Box with windows and run photoshop*
"What's taking you so long Chud? Something not working again?"
>S-stop making fun of me! I-it's just... you kno-
>*chud accidentally closes virtual box with a custom keybind*
>FUCK YOU CIA GLOWNIGGERS YOU'RE JUST OUT TO GET ME TO STOP USING MY ARCH LINUX!!! FUCKING TRANNY KILL YOURSELF!!!! *throws laptop into the wall and runs out*