id just like to let all of you in on a little secret: being gay is a choice, always has been. gay men and women choose to become pillowbiters and rugmunchers. there is no “gay gene” (unless its literally a gay man named gene) and even if there was knowledge of it would be double top ultra extreme super secret because it would be first on the chopping block if and when we go all gattica up in this bitch. i know all of this because i chose to be gay because i absolutely despise women and numerous gay men have confided the same to me in secret during our abhorrent orgies.