>2017
>doesn't own budgies

Were you schoolbullied, mentally handicapped or perhaps both?

>b-but they have short lifespans!

And? Was life a contest about buying pets that live the longest?

>it k-kills you!!!

Either talk with some sense or gtfo you dense nutter.

>it's...IT'S HARD TO MAINTAIN!!!

Who forces you to buy a budgie a day, fucking seed-trowel.