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ID:cbPwIbpu No.1653934 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>be american
>go to use toilet
>niggers start chimping out about im on their turf
>"Your turf is a toilet?"
>"ya mofugga bix nood" so get shot

>be french
>go to use toilet
>get killed by muslim in a truck

>be british
>go to use toilet suddenly "oi weres ya toilet license govena?"
>get sent to prison and murdered by paki cell mate

>be swedish
>go to use toilet
>get killed by a jihadist bomber

>be german
>go to use toilet
>merkel busts in and says "Why is your stool green instead of brown? Are you a racist xenophobe!?"
>"what"
>get jailed

>be indian
>go to use loo but no looo
>shit in streets
>feels bad man

>be australian
>go to use toilet
>a spider leaps out from the bowl and bites me
>die from venom

>be russian
>go to use toilet
>step out
>"cheeki breeki get out of here stalker"
>get killed by bloodsucker

>be brazilian
>go to use toilet
>a shemale that looks a bit like a monkey busts in a rapes my shitty asshole till I cum
>it picks up my semen off the dirty floor and shit off its dick and eats it and says "uma delicia"

>be pirate
>go to sue toilet so leap into water, shit and piss
>feels good man
>get eaten by a shark

can't a man poop in peace? ;_;