I've been getting into homesteading, camping, makeshift survivaling and bushcrafting in the last year.

And when i say a lot i mean A LOT

>Have 3 plants that I've grown from the seeds of storebought goods
>Keep notes of which herbs and animals are good for different uses
>90% of them don't exist in my country but whatever you never know
>Started making makeshift shelters
>Me and my gf slept outside for 2 nights in a shelter i made
>best 2 nights of my life
>no we didn't fuck you horny monkeys
>My phone usage has been going down on average 5% every month
>deleted apps that make me sad
>use phone mostly for texting and netflix
>Learned to fish properly
>grandpa has been fishing since he could walk and has taught me a lot
>My father in law is a hunter and taught me to slaughter deers and sheep
>Learned to somewhat clean river water
>Made some good shelters but half of them get destroyed because i made them near famous hiking trails
>Bought the unabombers manifesto
>even considering writing Ted K. a letter, but I've never written to anyone overseas
>Watching manhunt currently

I feel like I've really connected with myself and with nature, but wait that's not all.

>Next year I'm going in the army
>I'll learn a lot about discipline and self defence
>I'll learn to shoot which will make it easier to get a firearm license
>I'll have acces to important military information
>What if i go in the explosives department
>what if i specialize in making bombs that fit in mailboxes
>Maybe i go to Anders Opedals house and leave him a present

All i'm saying bros is, in 2023, terrible things will happen to the rich oiligarchs of Norway.