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Anonymous ID:73PmkiRB Thu 03 Aug 2017 01:28:58 No.1657202 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1657216 >>1657220 >>1657347 >>1657402

How do you dry your anus after a shower, /bant/?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Zpbo/47J Thu 03 Aug 2017 01:30:16 No.1657216 Report

Quoted By: >>1657223 >>1657226

>>1657202
I use a 10 inch dildo to scoop all of the remaining water out.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FPsZtT7m Thu 03 Aug 2017 01:30:57 No.1657220 Report

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>>1657202
lay on all fours under a ceiling fan and spread my cheeks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wl6v/cYk Thu 03 Aug 2017 01:31:32 No.1657223 Report

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>>1657216
>only ten inches
What's the circumference?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CIG/+YkO Thu 03 Aug 2017 01:31:49 No.1657226 Report

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>>1657216
But that isn't enough, scientists discovered that shower water actually lodges itself 30 inches into your anus, and if you don't remove it then it eventually boils and your insides melt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FPsZtT7m Thu 03 Aug 2017 01:32:50 No.1657235 Report

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>>1657226
water will only boil inside you if it starts cavitating, avoid anal sex for at least 4 hours after showering to prevent this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dta2YOAU Thu 03 Aug 2017 01:38:22 No.1657274 Report

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what the fuck happened to your toes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jbsv+oRx Thu 03 Aug 2017 01:40:40 No.1657294 Report

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I put my finger on the other side of the towel, then I put my finger touching my anus and get the wetness out

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Anonymous ID:Uq9sa3IK Thu 03 Aug 2017 01:43:18 No.1657309 Report

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i fart really hard until i get red in the face and really force it out, and then all the shower water goes away but sometimes red water shows up instead

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:L9gmRroS Thu 03 Aug 2017 01:48:39 No.1657347 Report

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>>1657202
Reminder
Do not reply to dog posters
Hide dog posting threads
Sage dog posters

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:evyBisBo Thu 03 Aug 2017 01:56:22 No.1657402 Report

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>>1657202
Are you a dog op?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ARbYMYfz Thu 03 Aug 2017 01:59:34 No.1657432 Report

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Wash it well and use a towel. Sometimes I use the hair dryer but the smell is nasty no matter how much I wash my ass with soap. I imagine that's how eating my ass would taste like, lel

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xwklba28 Thu 03 Aug 2017 02:03:25 No.1657460 Report

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A bar of herbal soap that I strictly use for bathing my privates, I also shave both areas so that I apply talc easier to prevent sweating.

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Crow man !CR0wMANne. ID:HKFGj6Re Thu 03 Aug 2017 02:13:21 No.1657541 Report

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>wipe ass with towel
>forget what part you wiped your ass with
>poo particles in ya face
Do people really do this? I just let it air nigga.

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