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ITT: We roleplay as immigration officers

Anonymous ID:3Zlp6972 Thu 03 Aug 2017 03:21:36 No.1658071 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1658089 >>1658349

Why have you arrived to this country and please show me your passport

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KQxc9AzG Thu 03 Aug 2017 03:23:00 No.1658089 Report

Quoted By: >>1658096

>>1658071
If you're brown you turn around

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3Zlp6972 Thu 03 Aug 2017 03:23:37 No.1658096 Report

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>>1658089
he could be a tanned aryan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oNpFzsR3 Thu 03 Aug 2017 03:23:54 No.1658097 Report

Quoted By: >>1658106 >>1658110 >>1658122

If everyone is an officer then what is there to do? There's no immigrants.
I'll be an immigrant. I came to this country for better job prospects, and my passport is inside my suspicious looking heavy backpack that is making beeping noises sir, feel free to take it out yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3Zlp6972 Thu 03 Aug 2017 03:24:39 No.1658106 Report

Quoted By: >>1658170

>>1658097
Please open your backpack sir

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KQxc9AzG Thu 03 Aug 2017 03:24:58 No.1658110 Report

Quoted By: >>1658170

>>1658097
Why is your backpack full of hungry tamagotchis?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3Zlp6972 Thu 03 Aug 2017 03:26:18 No.1658122 Report

Quoted By: >>1658170

>>1658097
It says here your name is Ahmed? I'm going to have to take you into custody sir.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1P6qARMc Thu 03 Aug 2017 03:28:12 No.1658145 Report

Quoted By: >>1658161

fucking chink

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3Zlp6972 Thu 03 Aug 2017 03:29:44 No.1658161 Report

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>>1658145
do you know where you are sir? this is a government building.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oNpFzsR3 Thu 03 Aug 2017 03:31:19 No.1658170 Report

Quoted By: >>1658186

>>1658110
I'm a merchant and I hope to make a lot of money selling Tamagotchis here.
>>1658122
Ah, you must be reading it wrong. Common mistake! It's actually 'Arnold'.
>>1658106
Of course, let me just pull on this zipper that will detona- I mean, open the backpack.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3Zlp6972 Thu 03 Aug 2017 03:33:22 No.1658186 Report

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>>1658170
*transforms into sadiq khan*
oh, sorry. my mistake

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K3X41j/O Thu 03 Aug 2017 03:57:45 No.1658339 Report

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WHERE ARE YOUR VISAS?
JEWS MUST BE EXTERMINATED
HEIL MEIN FUHRER

that's what they're like

A Friend !Dixie2Wj1E

A Friend !Dixie2Wj1E ID:DfLa4Ngu Thu 03 Aug 2017 03:59:33 No.1658349 Report

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>>1658071

how many pesos do y'all wanna bet i can light my cigarette using only my gun?

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