>>16595189The superbowl is a decent idea, but really I think we should have the lap contest, where we pay the heaviest 1,000 applicants to do 100 yard laps for 3 hours, 10 minutes at a time, like red light green light, and they get disqualified if they advance while the commercials are on, with 10 minutes of commercials every 20 minutes. The contestants are disqualified if their kneepads or elbowspads stop touching the ground, or if they touch eachother. The top place gets $1,000,000, the top 100 places get $100,000 ), and the top 200 places get $10,000. Every 10 meters advanced is multiplied by the contestants weight. The highest scoring contestants earn top placement. Tickets are auctioned on a single exchange that is open like a trading stock 24/7 for 364 days.
