hey guys, I'm the face of Europe's health initiative. I represent Europe's health status and teach them to stay fit. I was elected by the people, they actually sought it logical to choose me for this role. All Americans are so fat and there are no fat Europe's. Thank you america for tomato sauce, refined sugar, petroleum engines, and the internet. But we are jealous of your niggers and you are too fat. Shit is cramped in the EU, fuck you for having a lot of land mass to roam on and create new cool things for us to consume.