I lost my faith in our lord and savior, Jesus Christ today. I prayed for a 13-year-old girl dressed in a green maid outfit to show up on top of me: short skirt, low-cut top, white tights, garter belt, and cute little heels, but instead I woke up to the disappointing grimace of my father. Totally lame, bros. I am disappoint. Maybe Allah will deliver tonight instead.