I thought of something really funny! Imagine drilling into both e-eye sock-pfffttt...eye sockets of a /bant/oi- AHAHAHAAHAHAHA-- th-then drilling right into the cranium through the eye socket perforating a hole right through the scalp. HILARIOUS! Afterwards, we put it in a bathtub of ice and frigid water severing each limb and smacking its face with its own hand. AHAHAHAAHAHAHA! Stop hitting yourself idiot!

Or we can just rape a /bant/oids little sister. That sounds funny too.