>>16627098This reminds me of a time when I was in boot camp, and it was dental checkup day. Dental could only handle ~10 recruits at at time so the rest of the platoon had to wait outside in formation. Chow time comes, and the mess hall delivers bag lunches, we all set down to get lunch passed out to us, and low and behold, a cheeky seagull swoops down, opens one of the bag lunches, grabs a sandwich, and starts waddling across the lawn with it. Drill Instructor doesn't miss a beat, barks out "Platoon, secure that seagull's sandwich!" As ordered all 70 of us spring up and begin chasing the seagull across the lawn like a fucking pack of monkeys. Sadly, the seagull's sandwich was not secured that day.
