>>16648194i let him do it sometimes he just wants to do it too much
>>16648196i usually use a contextually relevant adjective between "the" and "bastard" like right now he is the pushy bastard but sometimes he is the stinky bastard or the noisy bastard or the boogery bastard or the hairy bastard or something like that if he is being pushy or he smells bad or he's making a lot of noise or he is shedding a lot and i am finding his shedding somewhere and have to clean up last week he was the pukey bastard twice because he puked on my bed twice which i didnt really like because i had to clean my sheets twice in one week
