How do I, as an American, become a dedicated Hungariaboo?

I mean learning the language, practicing the Hungarian traditional religion, eating Hungarian diet, and eventually living in Magyarország (Hungaria) as a practicing shaman.

At the present moment my diet is fast food (mainly McDonalds), I know one language, am unemployed, and anti-I
Orban leftist. Please don’t mock me, I know this is walking American stereotype, but I’m really trying to improve myself by reaching out to my Urgic roots.

European countries I’ve visited so far: Czechloslovakia, France, UK, Russia (all shit, Hungary probably much better)